Mowing the Lawn

To be in party chat with the boys and to leave without any notice or ghost everyone for an absurd amount of time.

Person 1: WTF bro, how did you miss that shot?

Person 2: …

Person 3: Bro speak

Person 2: …

Person 1: He's gone MOWING THE LAWN

by thatwhiteboydobesmartdo June 7, 2022

mow monki

a cat monkey

"dude did you know these two people had mow monki as their pfps for 5 months?" "yooo no wayyy"

by tobywobyuwu May 5, 2022

Bro Mow

When you invite a bro over for beers, but really you only wanted them to come over to shave your back.

Hey Kyle, want to come over to watch some football and drink some beers? After you give Kyle two beers, Logan walks out without his shirt, holding a shaving cream and a razor, and asks for a "Bro Mow".

by Twenty Haters September 18, 2022

Sun-mowing

Sun-mowing typically starts as daylight fades and continues into the night. The compulsive urge to constantly eat “mow” takes over one's conscious. Symptoms include eating uncontrollably, even when not hungry. Eating until feeling uncomfortably full. Night eating.

John’s sun-mowing began shortly after dinner. He could not control his urge to eat until he finally went to bed.

Last night my sun-mowing took over. I couldn’t stop eating. I felt so sick.

Last night I was sun-mowing. All my cabinets are empty this morning.

by Stopmakingsense September 27, 2022

Me Mow

As I watch myself slowly drift away from eating pastrami I wonder how dogs eat rain. Me Mow. Me Mow is a very special word to me. It makes me feel like buzz. I hope one day I can eat rocks and smell ikea furniture outside hammer. Eek i feel like pool water oozes from the air. If I run faster than a car does that mean im loved. I miss the touch of a mother bird slowly flying in the direction of the bermuda triangle and i hope clocks dont turn against us. eloping in marriage is a government scam, thats why I eat scrap metal. I hope me mow gets added to the dictionary. Me mow me mow me mow

"Hey where is mom?" answer "Me Mow"

by memowlover October 4, 2022

me mow

As I find myself slowly drift away from eating pastrami, I wonder how dogs eat rain. Me Mow. Me Mow is a very special word to me. It makes me feel like buzz. I hope one day I can eat rocks and smell Ikea furniture outside hammer. Eek I feel like pool water oozes from the air.

"Where'd you get that big tog?"
"Me mow."

by memowboy October 4, 2022

Mow Mow

You don't talk about mow mow.

Don't ask me about mow mow. I'm not going to tell you what it is.

by whomy May 26, 2022