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Moss

Dutch word mostly used in rotterdam meaning bro or fam.
Moss lets go
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moss

a great person who usually can't spell, however, is very smart and intelligent. This name is hopefully a nickname or last name because if it's your first name, you probably are sexually aroused by the male gender. They are usually tall and lanky people but don't play sports like basketball, but more like baseball/football. People with the first name Moss, are an exception because they are like I said earlier, sexually attracted to men. Anyways, in school, they are stronger in the STEM section and want to be engineers.
Boy 1: "Wait you know Moss too?"

Boy 2: "Yea he's a faggot"
by MMoss_11 October 20, 2022
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Mossing the logs

When you jack off into the toilet on your turds!
You better not be in there mossing the logs again Gary!
by JuggaloDundee November 16, 2023
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Moss

This laptop is really not behaving right, I'm going to Moss it.
by Technobable January 22, 2021
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Pete Moss

Pete Moss is a mythical Saturday morning AM talk show radio host that talks about plants and growing green grass. He yells at his callers for asking him questions about how to have a greener lawn. He tells them to read his book and then hangs up on the callers.
Hey Dude, I called into the AM radio talk show this morning and asked the host about how to make my lawn greener. He yelled at me and he told me to read his book, then slammed the phone down.
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?
by Rascal-Flatts May 24, 2021
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Moss

A goblincore mess who lost their gender to the genderman
Oh no are they eating floor bread agin get the broomstick moss moment
by Bob thy french baguette January 29, 2022
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Moss

The act of leaping over a defender and catching the football. Named after the great Randy Moss.
Announcer 1: Brett Favre, running around, looking for a receiver and throw a dart to Randy Moss! Leaping over the defender to grab the ball!
Announcer 2: Now that's what you call getting Mossed.
by datdolphinsdudefinfan December 3, 2021
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