Mom

A female who gave life to you. Also someone who stresses you out. Let alone be stressed out making sure you don't become a parent until after college.

Look at her mom! She looks stressed.

by that1soccergirl December 31, 2014

Mom

A narcissistic attention whore who thinks she is royalty and when someone proves her wrong she throws a fit and plays the victim card. And when that doesn’t work she gets aggressive because you don’t bow down to her and treat her like the white trash queen that she thinks she is. And she thinks it’s funny to talk about how much she doesn’t care about your feelings or your well being. She gets joy out of wearing down your self esteem until there is nothing left. She always talks about how every guy is an asshole and treats her like shit. And you feel bad for her until you realize that she is the problem. You start to realize none of these guys are probably half as bad as she makes them out to be. And if they are you can see why. You used to hear her ex yelling at her and calling her a bitch and you thought he was such an asshole. But now you don’t blame him at all. You’re actually quite surprised he didn’t beat the shit out of her. And most people would never even think about their mother like this. And you might think you’re crazy for having these thoughts. But trust me, you’re the sane one.

I wish I could love my mom

by How I Really Feel September 19, 2018

mom

the way Americans spell mum!

my mum gave birth to me in England
mom wrongly spelt word

by londoner! April 14, 2011

Mom

A person, yo mama , tends to nagg a lot. And try's to be cool.

Yo mamas stupid.(mom)

by Luv_u_babe November 29, 2014

mom

to stephany-alley

stephany:hi mom
alley:hello daughter

by john May 4, 2003

Mom

1. A woman who goes through lots of pain to get you out of her butt, then you grow up and move out her house.

2. Made of money

1. I love you mom, by the way I'm moving to my friends house next week

2. Daughter: " hey can I use $20?"
Mom: what am I made of money?
Daughter: isn't that what MOM stands for?

by neonbubble2003 September 15, 2016

Mom

The word nowadays people use as a joke just to be messed up...I love you mom....and with the help of the dad she brought you into this world.

I love you mom you care for me and protect aswell as my dad....You are truly the best....I love you mom.😇

by BadassFucker!! March 6, 2016