Minnesota sip of soda

When you take a full bottle of coke, stick the opening in a girl, and proceed to pour the soda inside her. Afterwards, you insert some mentos, resulting in the Minnesota sip of soda

Damn nigga, last night we was banging, and she wanted to get freaky. We tried the Minnesota sip of soda, and now she’s in the ER with a broken pubic bone.

by Juan.desianto March 26, 2019

Jordan, Minnesota

Small town in rural Minnesota around 45 minutes southwest of Minneapolis. Came to light in the early eighties when several of the town's adults were swept up in a case of satanic child sexual abuse, as well as a song by Noise Rockers Big Black about the above mentioned incidents.

Jordan, Minnesota has a dark history.

by GaaraoftheDamned September 29, 2012

mince and cheese

After banging some hoe in the ass and then mouth. taking a shit on her tits then jizzing on the shit.

"Hey Bill I gave that hoe a mince and cheese" "dude thats fucking awesome"
"I filmed it too "
"dude"

by dirtybustard July 29, 2014

Mannequin Wank

When you see a mannequin wearing some sexy article of clothing, go home, and have a wank.

Person 1: I was at walmart the other day.
Person 2: and?
Person 1: I saw a mannequin in yoga pants, went home after and had a mannequin wank.

by Squidissued October 19, 2019

Milneas

A Sex Deity

My girl wasn't horny, but, when she heard the angelic voice of Milneas, she came instantly.

by Nuk, Leader of the Alliance August 15, 2020

What manner of sorcery was that?

1: adj - an unimpressive demonstration
2: adj - an embarrassing and unimpressive demonstration of "skillz"

Alan Rickman, after being told "i know ur ip lol epic win", and in the most sarcastic tone manageable, and drunk: "What manner of sorcery was that?"

by elvis aquilar August 15, 2013

mal-mannered

Lack of manners; impolite; lacking grace; rude

It is so mal-mannered to burp at the dinner table.

by Mr & mrs smith November 2, 2013