mind over bowels

The power to be able to suppress defecating regardless of the urgency and pain it may cause.

Johana: Hey! Stop the car! I REALLY need to take a shit right now!
Shaun: No can do, girl! Just use your mind over bowels!

by bishop357 October 2, 2011

mind blowner

Mind-Blowner(n) - 1. The act of having something so awesome happen, your mind is somehow blown so hard, much like a blow job.

Tanner- dude that girl is so hot!
Zach- Yea man im getting a Mind Blowner.
Tanner- Damn man me too!

by tannerandzachdoeeeee October 3, 2013

mind munch

When you and someone close, know what each other are thinking without words or facial expressions when a situation happens.

*group of friends are watching tv*

Me and Katie both looked at each other and start laughing

Everyone else was so confused on what we both saw and why it was funny

-mind munch

by New Jersey Term August 16, 2019

Mind Bleach

Strong alcoholic drink capable of producing black outs or drowning bad memories.

I'm gonna need a good dose of mind bleach after that date with Rebbecca.

by almoore March 4, 2009

mind mut(e)iny

When your mind refuses to respond and the words wouldn't come!

I know I have a book in me, but I can't write a single line. I'm suffering from a stubborn case of mind mut(e)iny!

by Thought Bubbles April 15, 2009

mind nazi

See: Teachers, Police Officers, School board, Religious people, the Church, the media, the government and state, and Psychiatrists. Basically, controlling dipshits in society who want you to be a good little robot and conform to their rules and standards and lose your individuality.

They enforce the Status Quo and believe that they can tell you what to Do, Think, Say, Act and everything else.

My life would be so much better without being brainwashed and taken advantage of by those stupid mind nazis.

by Kongamuse October 27, 2011

Mind of Mencia

It is a complete bullshit show that aired on Comedy Central for one season to try and fill up the Chapelle show gap. All it is is Ned "Carlos" "Asshole" Mencia trying to be funny, but just making racism unfunny. Mind of Mencia then tried to have another season, aired at 1 a.m. and got mollywopped off of the air because stupid ass spics who aren't funny don't have any reason to be in public or on T.V.. All Carlos Mencia does is try to make fun of racism, but he sucks at imitating voices so he sounds like a drunk with a speech impediment. "Carlos" also doesn't have any original jokes, he stole 6 minutes of word for word jokes from Morgan Murphy, he also stole from Joe Rogan, Bill Cosby, and Ari Shaffir, and thats just for starters. Mencia also says that white people cannot say nigger but only blacks and hispanics can, and that got me thinking, you are a fucking retard piece of shit Ned, that is a deragatory term towards black people and hispanics aren't black so there is absolutley no reason why you would be able to use that word you stupid piece of shit.

Search anything about mencia and stealing jokes on youtube and theres at least 5000000 examples of this dickless faggot's "creativity" or Mind of Mencia and you will want to die.

by Voice of Comedians June 18, 2009