what the mess!?

"what the mess?!" is a very similar to what the hell? or ummm what!?

What the mess is wrong with our science teacher?

by HUNNA February 24, 2005

A hot mess

(NOUN) term used to describe somebody that has NO REASON to look the way that they are lookin at the time. also describes somebody who is lookin like a DAMN FOOL.

ayy nigga, ya guh is lookin a HOT ASS MESS wit dem tight ass pants and floodin ass shirt she got on. whats wrong wit er' cuz?!!

by GANGSTA-PRINCESS November 21, 2003

Hot Mess

1.When one looks like wreck but it looks good.
2. You look just plain horrible.

"I have sex hair." "Yeah, you look like a hot mess, it's sexy."

-Christian Siriano used this term a lot on the hit show "Project Runway"
-Also name of popular clips made by Obie (obieaccessories.com)

by Les.Urbain.Filles June 4, 2009

hot mess

1.when someone's physical appearance is so bad it offends the viewer
2.when a problem or situation is past the point of fixing

1.Ohhh not that she came out the house looking a hot mess.
2.I'm not even in that hot mess

by KIYA AND MONTY March 14, 2005

Hot mess

When one's appearance and behaviour gradually sink into chaotic disarray, usually accompanied by an ever increasing consumption of alcohol.

Michael: I've never seen anyone drink so much. She's destroyed! Natasha's a fucking hot mess!

by mirrorframe October 23, 2009

I don't mess with

A polite way of saying that you don't have, and don't want to have, anything to do with someone or something.

I don't mess with Matt Lauer or the Today Show ... and that's a very nice way for me to put it!

I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again: I don't mess with that woman.

by Philosophistry November 17, 2010

hot mess

Someone that is dressed poorly or who's hair is not done. A person who is poor in appearance.

She looks like a hot mess.

by Stephanie Moore December 28, 2005