Meander

It can be like a river with a bend. IT is also a great way to dissmiss random shit said by retards. Also can be formed into an oxbow lake.

Retard "what the time?"
Guy "its meander, you fucking retard"

John "meander"
Guy "oxbow lake"
John and Guy "ahhhahahh"

by Captain Meander October 10, 2008

bust out that tape measure

1). Usually said in big dick pornos, the female is often taken in pictures where she is measuring her male actors penis. This does not apply to Asian males in porn, i repeat, does not apply to Asian males.

2). List of pornos that often have picture of of adult actresses with the TAPE MEASURE:
-Insanecockbrothers
-Pornstarslikeitbick
-MilFslikeitbig
-MonstersOfcock
-freaksOfcock

Female Pornstar: wow, your cock is so huge, i got to see how long it is.

Male Pornstar: well then, bust out that tape measure and we'll find out. =)

by Zach Mason January 28, 2008

Palm Meadows

a gated community inside of bangalore india. it is gated to keep the poor people out and the slightly darker shade of indians. everyones parents are super loaded and as a result they have lots of money for drugs that are done in the park. recently signs have popped up at the park. indian parents are known to be very gay.

"Ramana is not allowed in palm meadows cuz he is poor and dark"
"i couldnt fuck my girlfriend cuz her dad would eat me"
"we were all doing weed at the park"
"palm meadows is a breeding ground for crime and gluttony"

by Shivownz yo mamma and Hasan December 31, 2008

meadophile

A person who studies beer bottles.

I want to be a meadophile when I grow up!

by AIDS Pizza March 1, 2009

Meadow block

When your in longmeadow, ma and there is nothing to do

- I have a 6 week long college break and all my friends are gone except for the liberal art kids, maybe i'll hang out with them.
*ring ring* hey do you want to hang out?

-sure what do you want to do?
-I dunno totally getting meadow blocked here

by Greens326 January 15, 2010

dean measure

An underweight bag of weed. After a dealer in Tamworth named Dean, who regularly sold such bags.

"Thats an eighth, honest.."
"DEAN MEASURE"

by oracle October 5, 2004

fresh meadows

fresh meadows. the best hood of queens, aka "fresh ghettos" you'll meet some ghetto blacks, asians, hispanics, and sometimes white people. Fresh meadows has jewel park, 173, 26. Franics lewis is the best highschool here, filled with bloods (most are fake tho) saint francis prep are where all the smart asses are in. jhs 216 is were all the "wanna be gangsters" 6,7,8 graders. You'll make alot of friends here. fresh meadows is usually pretty chill and not a lot of gangs. but they are crips/ bloods here, or usually they make up their own gangs here. but nothing to worry about just shit ton of drama. During school times you'll be in the most croweded areas afterschool near franny and jhs 216 and sometimes you'll see fights every once in a while. Fresh meadows has kohls, five guys, apple bess, etc. Someone building you will see here look like projects but none of them are.

"yo bro wtw?"
"we out to fresh meadows"
"isnt that near franny and all that shit?"
"yeah bro"
"oh aii bet lets pull up"

by kingoffresh August 19, 2019