Lurchola

A person of significant height who tends to hover over others obstructing their work day. Typically this person deems themselves superior to others in an office setting, however lacks motivation or proper mental clarity;
A socially inept person who views themselves as superior to everyone else; all the while oblivious to the fact that he is distained by all who are plagued by his presence.

"The VP was in my cube today auditing my work, he is being such a Lurchola"

by Mystikk34 September 3, 2009

lunch brain

What happens when you've had so many carbs for lunch (or not) that you can no longer function properly.

I'm sorry I forgot (insert the stupid thing that you did that you are apologizing for here). I had lunch brain.

by Sue Bell January 13, 2009

Lunch Nazi

Someone (commonly in the group of people you usually go to lunch with) who dictates the time at which lunch is taken.

Steve is such a Lunch Nazi! He won't let us go to lunch until 11:30... What an ass!

by DR. CAUSE June 24, 2009

Lunch Inspector

A term for the male reproductive organ (penis)

Open your legs sweet cheeks, you've got a meeting with the Lunch Inspector

by Horsing von Gam June 30, 2009

Lunch Finger

When you go to lunch and purposely or accidentally don't invite someone.

Alternative definition: You're the last person to get your food at the table, well after everyone has gotten their food. restaurant

Or Dinner Finger

Don't invite Mike, we gave him the lunch finger. Or oh, no we gave Mike the lunch finger...oops. Or sorry, we didn't mean to give you the lunch finger.

Or Andrei always gets the lunch finger here, I think the Waitress hates him....

by BigDaddyWess November 17, 2011

Lorch Effect

The intoxicating sexual attraction felt towards an individual named Anthony Lorch. This attraction applies to heterosexual females and homosexual/bisexual males.

'Dude did you see that girl? She couldn't take her eyes off you?'
'Yeah, the Lorch effect at play again. It's autonomous'

by Lorchay September 4, 2018

Lircht

Lircht is someone that you can call a best friend, he's very trustworthy, reliable and he cares about everyone, so if you meet Lircht, it would be great if you befriend him.

Lemon: Hop on Valorant Lircht!
Lircht: Yes my friend

by 🏱❒♏⬧♓♎♏■⧫ ☞◆■■⍓ ✞ June 15, 2022