Basically a set of laws that govern how lunch is to be selected in an office environment. While there are hundreds of nuances which can only be learned through experience, basically :
1. The highest ranking person selects where lunch is to be held.
2. Everyone pays for their own food, except in the case of a birthday or holiday.
3. Everyone must be informed as to where lunch is being held, to plan finances, time, etc.
4. If the highest ranking person asks someone else to select where lunch is to be held, the lower ranking person is to list available areas, and make a selection based upon the higher-ups responses.
5. Lunch laws apply to everyone, even people who are not normally restricted by laws. It is custom, which is stronger than written law. To break lunch law is to invite beheading.
1. The highest ranking person selects where lunch is to be held.
2. Everyone pays for their own food, except in the case of a birthday or holiday.
3. Everyone must be informed as to where lunch is being held, to plan finances, time, etc.
4. If the highest ranking person asks someone else to select where lunch is to be held, the lower ranking person is to list available areas, and make a selection based upon the higher-ups responses.
5. Lunch laws apply to everyone, even people who are not normally restricted by laws. It is custom, which is stronger than written law. To break lunch law is to invite beheading.
He refused to inform the intern where lunch was being held, and was thus decapitated with the office boxcutter.
by Lunch Nazi May 11, 2004
Get the lunch lawsmug. One who will happily go out to lunch with the first person or group of people that come to get them regardless of previous conversations or verbal commitments to go out to lunch with others.
These people often suffer from lonelylunchaphobia which is the fear of having to go out to eat lunch alone.
These people often suffer from lonelylunchaphobia which is the fear of having to go out to eat lunch alone.
Jared: Where is Peter, he said he wanted to go to lunch?
Dan: Let me text him and find out where he is.
Ricardo: That lunch slut is probably already gone.
Text from Peter: Already at El Camps eating lunch with Brett
Jared, Dan, and Ricardo: What a lunch slut!
Dan: Let me text him and find out where he is.
Ricardo: That lunch slut is probably already gone.
Text from Peter: Already at El Camps eating lunch with Brett
Jared, Dan, and Ricardo: What a lunch slut!
by TITman September 5, 2012
Get the lunch slutmug. A technique used by Australian football players to cram their packages into the extremely small footy shorts provided to them.
This technique is carried out by the mans shaft being placed upwards running along the zipper of his pants and one ball either side. Hence Cut Lunch.
This technique is carried out by the mans shaft being placed upwards running along the zipper of his pants and one ball either side. Hence Cut Lunch.
by Xaypock March 24, 2003
Get the Cut Lunchmug. While leaving the office in the evening:
Co-worker #1: Are you done for the day?
Co-worker #2: Haha. Just taking a second lunch.
Co-worker #1: Are you done for the day?
Co-worker #2: Haha. Just taking a second lunch.
by aefawefasdfaefawef December 2, 2010
Get the Second lunchmug. by what-a-crap August 29, 2003
Get the bum lunchmug. Not to be confused with the breakfast club, the lunch bunch is that group of friends that you sit with at lunch and generally are your bros. These groups usually consist of:
A funny guy( or two)
Some dude to add the sex news and jokes
A guy who knows everything about everything
A guy to do stupid things
And a couple girls to keep the peace.
You will generally trust these guys with everything and rely on them completely for company
A funny guy( or two)
Some dude to add the sex news and jokes
A guy who knows everything about everything
A guy to do stupid things
And a couple girls to keep the peace.
You will generally trust these guys with everything and rely on them completely for company
by thelastjake May 7, 2013
Get the lunch bunchmug. why tf did u search this up
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by that one guy that ate his dog December 14, 2020
Get the lunch mmmmmmmmmmmmug.