Me: dam I miss chocolate milk in school lunch
Him: yah me too
Everyone in existence: fuck you Michelle Obama
Him: yah me too
Everyone in existence: fuck you Michelle Obama
by Boi Latino December 11, 2019
Basically a set of laws that govern how lunch is to be selected in an office environment. While there are hundreds of nuances which can only be learned through experience, basically :
1. The highest ranking person selects where lunch is to be held.
2. Everyone pays for their own food, except in the case of a birthday or holiday.
3. Everyone must be informed as to where lunch is being held, to plan finances, time, etc.
4. If the highest ranking person asks someone else to select where lunch is to be held, the lower ranking person is to list available areas, and make a selection based upon the higher-ups responses.
5. Lunch laws apply to everyone, even people who are not normally restricted by laws. It is custom, which is stronger than written law. To break lunch law is to invite beheading.
1. The highest ranking person selects where lunch is to be held.
2. Everyone pays for their own food, except in the case of a birthday or holiday.
3. Everyone must be informed as to where lunch is being held, to plan finances, time, etc.
4. If the highest ranking person asks someone else to select where lunch is to be held, the lower ranking person is to list available areas, and make a selection based upon the higher-ups responses.
5. Lunch laws apply to everyone, even people who are not normally restricted by laws. It is custom, which is stronger than written law. To break lunch law is to invite beheading.
He refused to inform the intern where lunch was being held, and was thus decapitated with the office boxcutter.
by Lunch Nazi May 11, 2004
A technique used by Australian football players to cram their packages into the extremely small footy shorts provided to them.
This technique is carried out by the mans shaft being placed upwards running along the zipper of his pants and one ball either side. Hence Cut Lunch.
This technique is carried out by the mans shaft being placed upwards running along the zipper of his pants and one ball either side. Hence Cut Lunch.
by Xaypock March 24, 2003
While leaving the office in the evening:
Co-worker #1: Are you done for the day?
Co-worker #2: Haha. Just taking a second lunch.
Co-worker #1: Are you done for the day?
Co-worker #2: Haha. Just taking a second lunch.
by aefawefasdfaefawef December 02, 2010
by what-a-crap August 30, 2003
Not to be confused with the breakfast club, the lunch bunch is that group of friends that you sit with at lunch and generally are your bros. These groups usually consist of:
A funny guy( or two)
Some dude to add the sex news and jokes
A guy who knows everything about everything
A guy to do stupid things
And a couple girls to keep the peace.
You will generally trust these guys with everything and rely on them completely for company
A funny guy( or two)
Some dude to add the sex news and jokes
A guy who knows everything about everything
A guy to do stupid things
And a couple girls to keep the peace.
You will generally trust these guys with everything and rely on them completely for company
by thelastjake May 07, 2013
To dine with one or more friends at lunch and consume multiple bottles of the very finest, most expensive wines. Most commonly used in and around Oregon's Willamette Valley.
Chris: "Hi Suzie, good to see you. Have you seen Tom? He and I were supposed to meet to discuss the new label design 2 hours ago and I haven't heard from him."
Suzie: "I just saw him at the bistro with his harvest crew having a Bergstrom Lunch. You might want to reschedule that meeting for tomorrow."
Chris: "Oh that crazy Tom!"
Suzie: "I just saw him at the bistro with his harvest crew having a Bergstrom Lunch. You might want to reschedule that meeting for tomorrow."
Chris: "Oh that crazy Tom!"
by WVPN June 10, 2008