Lacrosse coach

The most heartwarmingly frightening kind of coach. A lacrosse coach always shows his/her love for their players, but when you don't do what they ask, can turn into the thing you fear most. Lacrosse coaches are different from regular coaches in that they're coaching a "niche sport" but don't let that fool you, they'll train your butt off like a football coach and tell you to sprint around four different fields in 8 minutes. If you don't make it in 8 minutes, do it again! Still can't do it? Down on the ground! Now try again! A Lacrosse coach will mercilessly make you pay for eating junk before practice. Some are really nice, while others just enjoy the whistle. Some are like a den-mother, while others are tough to get along with.

The truth is, lax coaches are the epitome of tough-love, but the most prominent part of them is the way they're frighteningly kind and will stick up for you when you need it. They're on your side whether you like it or not. It's not just all yelling and tough-love, but a lot of nurturing that goes along with teaching a bunch of kids how to work hard without taking shortcuts.

Friend #1:Dude, you going to go over to the bonfire? I hear there's going to be tons of beer.
Friend #2: I can't dude, I got lax practice today.
*Friend #2 goes to bonfire anyway and meets up with Friend #1 after practice the next day*
Friend #1: Dude! What happened to you're legs?

Friend #2: My lacrosse coach made me sprint up bleachers 9 times, around the field 12 times, and I had to do so many crunches that my stomach feels like there's a hole in it.
Friend #1: Dude...I guess he didn't like your reason for skipping last night, did he?
Friend #2:....No, just another day of practice...You think I should tell him about last night though?

by Tamar2 April 6, 2014

Lacrosse

A sport played by people who aren't lazy and actually run, therefore they don't play baseball.

Jim and Phil played lacrosse because they knew baseball was a coward sport.

by Footballboy417 June 7, 2018

lacrosse girls

very pretty, tan blonds and brunettes that are fast and skinny and have beautiful freckles. they can be a little rude but are very popular at school and all the boys want them.

she is def a lacrosse girls bc she is so hot

by tallwhitegurl October 20, 2019

greñudos locos

Spanish for "crazy headbangers", though literly translated as "crazy long haired". The phrase was famed by Mexican Death Metal band Brujería.

Esos roqueros, son maricones
Greñudos locos, son mas cabrones.

Those rockers are panzies.
Crazy headbangers are more badass.

by Inverno January 19, 2009

East Side Locos

A Latino gang primarily based on the East Side of Los Angeles. Most of their income comes from cocaine smuggling via coordination with the remnants of the Medellin Cartel in Columbia.

Hey ese, I heard the East Side Locos have a shipment coming Friday.

by bobbybobson68 September 23, 2019

LoCo

a fuckin crazy/insane person

yo dawg dont fuck wit Carlos man that niggas hella loco

by InfamousMami December 7, 2004

Lynchburg Locomotive

The act of using feces for lubrication to masterbate with

The hot pocket I ate last night made for a good lynchburg locomotive this morning

by nin-jesus September 23, 2009