Murphy's locker

The likelihood that when you select a locker (usually at gym) that someone will need to access the locker above, next to, or under the one you are using.

Gym Rat One: "Are you waiting for something?"
Gym Rat Two: "Yeah, my locker is below yours."
Gym Rat One: "What are the odds of that considering there are probably 100 in this locker room?"
Gym Rat One: "It's called Murphy's locker. Good workout?"

by pauldonyc October 27, 2011

hurt locker

A place where you might find yourself after a long night of consuming alcoholic beverages.

" Man I woke up this morning at some random chicks house, my head pounding, and a vauge recollection of what the hell happened last night...needless to say I'm hating it in the hurt locker."

by E-ROCK!!!!!!!!!!! December 27, 2005

The Locker

A sexual act between a male and a female. First the male shoves his fist up the females vagina or anus and then opens his hand out so it can not be pulled out of the female.

I used The Locker on my girlfriend last night.
LAD1: what were you up to last night mate?
LAD2: i was using the locker on my misses mate

by TheBaconSizzler1674 February 24, 2014

hurt locker

the designated person within a group of male friends who is given the important taste of taking (disarming) the grenade within a group of female friends

"Billy you are going to have to hurt locker the fat one."
"Hurt locker, there are 4 of us and only 3 of the 4 girls are hot, you're on duty tonight."

by The Real Hurt locker August 28, 2011

Hurt locker

1.An individual who is thoroughly skilled in taking down the unfortunate-looking girl of a group so that his friends may revel in the luxury of the other beauties.

2.The ultimate wing man

"Guys, we seem to have a grenade among those chicks - we need a hurt locker to diffuse it, quick!"

by tela34 April 28, 2010

Davy Jones’ Locker

where semen go to die. the small of a slapper's back, but can include her arse as well. often adorned with a tramp stamp.

wow, even the prosta-tots have a shag-tag on Davy Jones’ Locker now-a-days!

by bcoe January 31, 2008

Vag locker

someone who secretly licks vagina, but won't admit it.

Yeah dude, Chelsea is totally a vag locker.

by Yeah gurrrl June 2, 2016