Dead Lobster

A girl who lies still like a corpse during intercouse, making you feel like a necropheliac.

A girl who is really bad a sex, often sounding like a broken record player, often ruining your whole effort.
by robstercraw January 16, 2010
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douche-lobster

Essentially a gross insult. Usually reserved for that special fucktard in your life.
Dude...you are such a douche-lobster! I dont think you could count your balls and come up with the same number twice!
by snark2468 December 01, 2013
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Lobster Roll

When you place an entire stick of butter in a girls ass crack then eat it after it melts. The brand and type of butter are up to you but it must eaten hands free county fair bobbing for apples style.
I have no butter in my house after 3 lobster rolls with Lauren and now I have high cholesterol.
by websters-dick-ionary October 01, 2021
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Lobster hickey

A hickey from a person with a gap between their front teeth so large that the result resembles a lobster.
Lara grinned and Landon giggled … Kevin caught a glimpse of his fresh lobster hickey and knew they were dating.
by Oreosgirlfriend December 27, 2021
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Crotch Lobsters

Also known as Crabs, The Itch, Anybody Got A Razor?
Fuckin Tijuana!!! I got Crotch Lobsters!!!
by cocknockers December 29, 2008
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Lobster Shower

A shower just a little hotter than comfortable that results in a red/pink afterglow not unlike a cooked lobster.
You're looking a bit red, are you ok?

Yeah, I had a lobster shower this morning.
by b-13 January 09, 2014
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War Lobsters

Crabs whose host is such a slut that the STD evolves.
Chelsea is such a slut she must have some real tough War Lobsters.
by Jack York April 09, 2013
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