A girl who lies still like a corpse during intercouse, making you feel like a necropheliac.
A girl who is really bad a sex, often sounding like a broken record player, often ruining your whole effort.
A girl who is really bad a sex, often sounding like a broken record player, often ruining your whole effort.
by robstercraw January 16, 2010
Dude...you are such a douche-lobster! I dont think you could count your balls and come up with the same number twice!
by snark2468 December 01, 2013
When you place an entire stick of butter in a girls ass crack then eat it after it melts. The brand and type of butter are up to you but it must eaten hands free county fair bobbing for apples style.
by websters-dick-ionary October 01, 2021
A hickey from a person with a gap between their front teeth so large that the result resembles a lobster.
Lara grinned and Landon giggled … Kevin caught a glimpse of his fresh lobster hickey and knew they were dating.
by Oreosgirlfriend December 27, 2021
by cocknockers December 29, 2008
A shower just a little hotter than comfortable that results in a red/pink afterglow not unlike a cooked lobster.
by b-13 January 09, 2014
by Jack York April 09, 2013