Lobster Buoy

A term to refer to large male genitalia of mentally retarded men.

Hey Mellon, get Neiler's Lobster Buoy out of your mouth and get help Head and I!

by Head Kelly January 8, 2014

Lobster Schwag

The white stuff left in a pot after boiling lobster claw and or tails.

Pete and Bessie were finished with their lobster tails, and looking for remnants in the pot, but all they found was lobster schwag.

by Benny123 September 18, 2012

Merciful lobster

Pretty much anyone named Matthias

Wow Matthias is such a merciful lobster

by The man of Paul February 4, 2022

Lobster Week

What you say right before you are about to cum.

On Jah, I’m about to cum. LOBSTER WEEK!

by Wiener Bob January 11, 2021

Spread Lobster

A sex position where the woman is up on her hands and legs with back facing the floor (similar to "crab walk")with spread legs while a man thrusts on his knees.

Hey baby, you wanna try some spread lobster tonight?

by GoobSnatch August 12, 2017

Lobster rolling

When someone tags you in a post on Facebook publicly to get buy an item or rescue a cat. This is an act of publicly calling someone out on a social platform.

Wow! Looks like Lisa is lobster rolling Doug again! Did you see the post she tagged him in about the cat she wants to rescue?

by Pasta December 4, 2020

chair lobster

After long periods of sitting and readjustment a mans nuts will catch on the boxer seam and be squeezed like a grape.

You know when you sit down for a long period of time and readjust a couple different times before standing up completely. Well a chair lobster is that pinching feeling when your ballsack somehow gets weirdly stuck between a layer of boxers. When you stand up, the ballsack gets slightly pinched by a fold in the fabric.

From Reddit user /u/moparornocar

by BurningRambo December 18, 2013