by Alexander Hamton September 23, 2021
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Get the October 2nd listen to your boyfriend day mug.Someone who, often accidentally, secretly listens to another person taking doing a turd.
Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.
Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.
John: “I need a turd, but I’m worried there might be secret listeners”
Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”
Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”
by Geoff The Penguin October 28, 2021
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Get the Listen mug.Person: "OMG WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING!"
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Person: "NO YOU LISTEN TO ME WHY WOULD YOU FUCK MY DAD THINKING IT WAS ME"
You: "Are you even listening to me?"
by YoCheeseJesus June 24, 2021
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Get the Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo mug.While on one’s knees, one leans forward and places one’s ear to the ground, relaxes one’s sphincter and takes air into one’s colon. Once the colon is cavernous, one must clinch the sphincter and seal the deal. One then clinches the stomach muscles, forcing the air back out into the local atmosphere with a loud farting noise.
He bent down to listen for buffalo, the air surged into his anus and then roared back out with fury.
by Unkleslam January 21, 2022
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