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bloody 'ell Linda

this is a term originally used for mild frustration, used by an angry old men towards their wives.
now jokey term -with no offensive intent behind it- to show mock frustration.
Lynda spills her tea;
Andrew: "bloody 'ell linda! you've spilt ya tea!"
by Angry.ginger June 14, 2024
mugGet the bloody 'ell Lindamug.

LINDA

The archetype of Linda is the late-middle aged woman, suffering of incontinence and reeking of cigarette smoke that simply can't seem to get ahead at the fast food, or equivalent, job that she got as a teenager and could never expand from. She takes your order in her raspy voice, and all you can hear is an undertone of disappointment as the result of her lack of success, which can be directly attributed to her life choices and care free attitude towards existence. A woman who you can know with 100% certainty is a burden and disappointment to her family and the laughing stock of her social group. She tries to fit in with the young crowd because her mentality hasn't evolved along with her age due to a lack of life experiences so she is often caught going to the local dive bar and drinking until she feels her mental age, but only ends up making a scene and pissing on the barstool, but she's a regular and it has become expected so everyone just laughs it off in petty.
"Giiiiirl you better go to school and get your stuff together so you don't end up a Linda"
by C D B September 18, 2021
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Linda

Someone who moves on to a new bf or gf each month
Person 1: Why does Taylor keep getting a new bf each month?
Person 2: Because she's going a Linda
by Unknown_kattyperry October 10, 2024
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Linda

She can be annoying when she takes her kids phones at eleven at night when she only gave it to them at 7 at night.
Ugh she such a Linda
by Maples4015a May 12, 2020
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linda jane

An uninosent person who tends to like anime. Finds ways to disturb her friends with pictures, memes, fan fiction and anime.
Person-"Dude I'm so disturbed!"
Person 2-"You talked to Linda Jane didn't You?"
Person- "yes."
by ReD_BladE May 2, 2018
mugGet the linda janemug.

Linda

everyone should protect linda!!!! she is the nicest and cutest persom, and it’s always nice to talk to her. she has the brightest smile and the prettiest hair. she givds the BEST hugs ever!!!! she has an AMAZING style too tho.
Oh my god, Linda is so cute!
by beomgyu lover November 20, 2021
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Linda

Linda. Linda hates anyone named Chanelle. Absolutely despised anyone named Chanelle. That’s why Linda is BORDERLINE DISGRACEFUL.
SHUT UP LINDA!”

I CANT HANDLE YOU LINDA.”
by Liam hfj one real!! May 19, 2024
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