Galileo School for Gifted Learning

This school is just a bunch of social rejects and homeschooled kids, and special snowflakes. Everyone is actually pretty nice and friendly though but just watch out for the weird ones. The teachers just hire anyone off the street and you could probably bring a knife in with out anyone finding out. Theres a lack of funding so you’d probably end up sharing pe equipment or being a least favorite kid, because you don’t have a pta mom who volunteers and donates. I guess the education makes up for everything.

Galileo School for Gifted Learning “Looks it’s those gifted burn out kids” “Sandy lost all her Pokémon cards and Terry had a fit because his mom didn’t walk him into class”

by Galileo School for Gifted Lear April 2, 2021

Lebron James

To dump your girlfriend that youve been with for years by taking a dump on her chest and leaving her for a younger hotter girl in miami.

Guy 1:Yo did you here Ben shit on Karens chest and left her for that Stacy chick from Miami?

Guy 2:Yeah he really gave her the ole' Lebron James

by the spicy tickler August 16, 2010

Hot LeBron

When two men and one woman are having a threesome, one man shits into his own hand and then tosses it to the other man who catches it and dunks it on the woman's face.

Shaq and I hot LeBron'ed all over Vanessa Bryant's $4 million ring.

by LeBJ May 29, 2009

Lebron

Defecation is the final act of digestion by which organisms eliminate solid, semisolid or liquid waste material (feces) from the digestive tract via the anus.

After my morning cup of coffee I usually take a lebron.

by Akroncavsfan July 10, 2010

LeBron James

1. See cocksucker

2. BBall Player who played for the Cleveland Cavs, but then totally bailed on us on a one hour special on ESPN, shitted on us and made sure it was smeared in our faces so we wouldn't forget that he's leaving to Miami, then had a mediocre season with them.

3. A person's whose career is more important than their family

2. In Cleveland, when they heard LeBron James made an hour appearance to say he was going to Miami, they threw their empty shots at the TV and burned the framed jersey from the bar, which the owner did not mind.

3. Jodi: Wow, Miami is soo lucky to have LeBron James

Rina: Yeah, but he ain't scoring big with his family. He left them back in Cleveland.

by noonebutsomeonewhocares January 9, 2011

Learned Helplessness

A disease for which the main symptom is never learning how to do simple tasks for yourself. Always asking others to do things for you--especially in the workplace. A carrier of the disease is usually fully dependent on coworkers and the employees below them.

"Hey Susie, I'm going to need you to put postage on this for me. I just never learned how to use the postage machine...I have learned helplessness"

"I've had learned helplessness ever since I got promoted to CEO. Can you copy this double-sided for me? I just can't bring myself to figure it out."

by Angry Rant June 9, 2009

LeBron James Day

A day of celebration of LeBron James' talents in which individuals leave the work day 12 minutes early. Initially celebrated on June 13th, 2011- a day after LeBron James failed to show up to work in the 4th quarter for the sixth game in a row against Dallas.

Ryan: Hey man, you staying till 5?

Ross: No dude, It's LeBron James Day. Work ends 12 minutes early today.

by rah3 December 11, 2011