die wunderschöne Layla unsere schönere, jüngere, geilere Puffmama. Hat ne geile Figur und blondes Haaaar singt lalalalala und wir lieben sie.
Robin: Ich hab n Puff
Schulzi: echt bro ? nice. wie heißt deine Puffmama
Robin: Meine Puffmma heißt Layla. Sie ist schöner jünger geiler!
Schulzi: echt bro ? nice. wie heißt deine Puffmama
Robin: Meine Puffmma heißt Layla. Sie ist schöner jünger geiler!
by GEROOOOOOOOOOO July 27, 2022
Layla /noun/ person
Definition: We all know her and we all wish we didn't
Sometimes i wish i had memory wipes so i can forget about her existence but even that wouldn't work
She's kinda like Santa Claus, always happily bouncing your holly jolly fatass over your chimney while taking a giant shit down it. Every Christmas, she'd wait for you to put some super yummy manipulation tactic flavored with a bit of finishing touch of rat diarrhea coated holiday cookies and a glass of limited edition dose of edgy gacha pissbabies so she can choke on it, spitting it out causing it to break on the floor, waking everyone up, took the blame but also sending a herd of reindeers crashing through the ceiling going absolutely apeshit and climbing into people's spinal cords, jerk off, lay easter eggs into people's rib cages 3 seconds later, and make a giant leap her way out of your balcony as if she's swan lake.
(credit to zzdoritozz on insta)
Definition: We all know her and we all wish we didn't
Sometimes i wish i had memory wipes so i can forget about her existence but even that wouldn't work
She's kinda like Santa Claus, always happily bouncing your holly jolly fatass over your chimney while taking a giant shit down it. Every Christmas, she'd wait for you to put some super yummy manipulation tactic flavored with a bit of finishing touch of rat diarrhea coated holiday cookies and a glass of limited edition dose of edgy gacha pissbabies so she can choke on it, spitting it out causing it to break on the floor, waking everyone up, took the blame but also sending a herd of reindeers crashing through the ceiling going absolutely apeshit and climbing into people's spinal cords, jerk off, lay easter eggs into people's rib cages 3 seconds later, and make a giant leap her way out of your balcony as if she's swan lake.
(credit to zzdoritozz on insta)
by alecckunn February 19, 2022
by Voglio spagnola April 29, 2019
Layla is a very beautiful girl who doesn’t realize her self worth. She is usually a very talented dancer, and although she doesn’t have much rizz, one of her friends is perfect for her but she doesn’t even know it yet. Her brown eyes and brown hair is almost as gorgeous as her smile. Layla has an amazing sense of humor, and just wants a good relationship, once she thinks she is ready.
PERSON #1: Who’s that? She’s so pretty I’m gonna date her
PERSON #2: That’s Layla, she already has someone made for her, they’re just waiting for her to realize it, I wouldn’t try it yet.
PERSON #2: That’s Layla, she already has someone made for her, they’re just waiting for her to realize it, I wouldn’t try it yet.
by Swiftie2008 March 21, 2023
Layla is a very pretty, popular girl. she's very dumb but its a funny kind of dumb. most the Layla's are usually born in November:)
by yall funny February 26, 2021
Layla is the most beautiful perfect girl ever to walk this planet she has so many crazy loving friends and all the men and boys fall for her the boys and men will always simp for her. She’s very creative and crazy everyone loves her and her personality her love of her dreams most likely will be someone that’s name starts with a N,R,J,A,G!!
by The gurl everyone simps for! March 19, 2022
by Lakvela.23 November 21, 2021