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lay a bait

The act of taking a shit outdoors, especially in the Australian outback. Bait is a reference to poisoned meat left out to control feral dogs and foxes.
Hey mate can you light the camp fire while I go and lay a bait?
by naughty_warwick November 3, 2013
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Laying a Slug

v.

1. Excreting a stool of questionable consistency. The offending ex-bolus usually has a slug-like appearance.
"Sick! The dog was just laying a slug on your carpet! I think I'm gonna ralph.
by Ladderwalker February 4, 2009
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lay mud

mick said to darren if you dont get out of the toilet im gonna lay mud on your head
by bosch June 4, 2004
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lay a hump

Oh baby, when I get home from work tonight I'm gonna lay a hump in you!
by Katiekatlovesherrat February 10, 2009
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Lay DD

Like ADD (attention deficit disorder), but the inablility to pay attention occurs in the bedroom instead of the classroom.
I was getting it on with the mrs. last night, but couldnt stop thinking about world of warcraft, damn lay DD...
by robhk888 November 26, 2007
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lay chili

1. Lay chilly, as in wait, be cool.

2. Lay chili, as in to party very hard.

3. Lay chili, as in serious defecation after partying hard; beer shits.
1. "Dude, lay chilly; I don't wanna get my ass kicked"

2. "Dude, I'm gonna lay some chili tonight, yace-ah"

3. "Aw dude, I have got to lay chili right now or there is gonna be something you don't want."
by Joe Bone March 9, 2005
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Lay an Egg

to fail to make people enjoy or be interested in something.
Our first two sketches got big laughs, but the next two laid an egg. (Lay an egg used in the past tense, laid an egg)
by Jenkins! June 14, 2008
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