mow the lawn

to 'mow the lawn' can also mean to take a dump.
not sure where this originated from, but have heard it a few times in London.

"i say, shall we go forth and partake in the quest for punani?"
"yeah mate, but give me five minutes to mow the lawn first..."

by Prem Shah September 14, 2006

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mowing the lawn

See: deepthroat.

When a girl takes your cock all the way into her throat, and tries shave your pubic hair with her teeth.

John: I heard heather can deepthroat like Jenna Jameson.

Tom: Yeah, she mowed my lawn last night.

by Anti January 12, 2005

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lawn mowning

The moaning and groaning you hear from someone who has to mow the lawn but doesn't want to.

Wife: Sweety, the yard is overgrown. It looks like a jungle. When are you going to cut the grass???
Husband: I'm too tired. The game is on. My back hurts. The grass is wet. It's getting dark. The lawn mower is out of gas.
Wife: Oh for crise sakes! Stop your lawn mowning and just get it done!

by Mydaho December 30, 2007

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Forked The Lawn

Doing something really stupid and pointless that some morons think is really fucking funny

"Putting forks on the lawn of the school for our senior prank was really a grwat move moron. You really forked the lawn on this one."

by Ya Dude 2010 May 14, 2010

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Lawn chair

Someone who folds when confronted, or when conflict affects their own agenda. A person who gives in and agrees to the terms of the other party, regardless of how ridiculous it might be.

Hey Chris, there's no way I'm going to be able to help you with that favor, I know you loaned me money, but I can't pay you back, and I'm not going to help you. (Joe)

Beau says to Chris " Dude, you're a lawn chair, Joe just folded you up"

by Kuntry Beau June 15, 2017

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