"I'm gonna eat me some lap fish tonight."
"Man, when I finally caught that lap fish, I ate everything but the bones!!!"
"I'm wanna bang that lap fish!"
"That bitch has some smelly lap fish."
"Man, when I finally caught that lap fish, I ate everything but the bones!!!"
"I'm wanna bang that lap fish!"
"That bitch has some smelly lap fish."
by KDW August 01, 2006
When your receiving a lap dance from one persons or two , and they release bodily fluid on your legs. Typically common in places like concerts, strip clubs, and house party's.
by Indianshreker September 16, 2017
The trip home after the guy drops a girl back to her house the morning after a one-night-stand. The man generally feels elated for the following reasons:
(a) he has recently been sexually gratified
(b) he has been set free
(c) he is past the awkward "goodbye kiss"
(d) he is slightly intoxicated from the night before
(e) he is cranking his favourite victory music and eating McDonalds
(a) he has recently been sexually gratified
(b) he has been set free
(c) he is past the awkward "goodbye kiss"
(d) he is slightly intoxicated from the night before
(e) he is cranking his favourite victory music and eating McDonalds
by rangerdiko October 19, 2009
1. When the smoker has been sitting while smoking and has accidentaly tipped ash upon their jeans. It is most prominent among cannabis smokers, hence the phrase "Stoner's Lap".
2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.
2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.
Smoker 1: Hey man what's up?
Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.
Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.
Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.
Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.
Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.
Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.
Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.
Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.
by JollySmoker July 26, 2010
Dude you hear that Suzie finished her Greek lap last night? She's slept with a guy from every fraternity on campus!
by Ssavannahlynn April 03, 2016
The bits of weed that fall on your lap while packing a bowl or rolling ajoint/blunt. Usually added to bowls mid-rotation to "freshen up".
by xBigg_Mike May 07, 2015
Lap-Hop music is the best form of Electronic music. By this I don't mean to inult a certain genre of music, but any other genres.
-- by Dr. Mimyslvandeye.
抖腿乐乃电子乐之正统，我不是针对个别的，而是其他所有的都是辣鸡
—— 沃兹·吉硕德
-- by Dr. Mimyslvandeye.
抖腿乐乃电子乐之正统，我不是针对个别的，而是其他所有的都是辣鸡
—— 沃兹·吉硕德
by Dr. Mimyselvandeye February 17, 2016