Lap Fish

A slang word for a woman's pussy.

Used to describe a woman's vagina, oral sex, or as an orafice.

"I'm gonna eat me some lap fish tonight."

"Man, when I finally caught that lap fish, I ate everything but the bones!!!"

"I'm wanna bang that lap fish!"

"That bitch has some smelly lap fish."

by KDW September 8, 2008

lap error

When your receiving a lap dance from one persons or two , and they release bodily fluid on your legs. Typically common in places like concerts, strip clubs, and house party's.

Dude, last night with Jessica she made a lap error!

by Indianshreker September 16, 2017

Victory Lap

The trip home after the guy drops a girl back to her house the morning after a one-night-stand. The man generally feels elated for the following reasons:

(a) he has recently been sexually gratified
(b) he has been set free
(c) he is past the awkward "goodbye kiss"
(d) he is slightly intoxicated from the night before
(e) he is cranking his favourite victory music and eating McDonalds

I like to play Franz Ferdiand on my Victory Lap.... "No you girls never know..."

by rangerdiko October 19, 2009

lapping the field

Having sexual relations with someone younger than your oldest child.

I think Steve just finished lapping the field, she’s legal, but that girl was a year behind his daughter at Carolina.

by Hota A Ygriega March 8, 2018

lap hopper

A woman who cannot stay single for any length of time. A desperate, thirsty woman with a need to secure a new man before the beds even cold.

That girls a real lap hopper, I don't think she's been single more than an hour.

by Chromecoyote July 7, 2014

greek lap

When an individual has slept with a guy/girl from every fraternity/sorority on campus.

Dude you hear that Suzie finished her Greek lap last night? She's slept with a guy from every fraternity on campus!

by Ssavannahlynn June 26, 2016

lap spray

The splashes that mysteriously appear on laptop screens. They come in all food colors, and are usually difficult to remove when they are colored like sneezes, coughs and snorts. Lap spray is sometimes confused with screen spray, which only appears on large monitor screens

Chris to Jo: the movie was unwatchable on my laptop because of lap spray.

Mary to Sue; Can you look up the schedule on my laptop? Sue: I tried to, but there is too much lap spray

by Pacific sailor February 5, 2010