Seg Lan

when somebody is feeling funny they will use this phrase

A: No one is coming to the football training section today.
B: Bruh Seg Lan.

by seglankhan June 20, 2024

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LAN

Lyin Ass Nigga

Don't let this LAN tell you he ain't got crack. He just reupped !!! F'n lan
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by anonymous June 21, 2025

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Halo Lan

Homosexual orgy

The gay boys are having a Halo Lan this weekend

by Dangermou5 December 20, 2021

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Lan

Lan is an abbreviation for the words Lame Ass Nigga. Everyone use this abbreviation. Make it go viral.

That dude is such a lan.

by Redrubyrose November 12, 2025

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The feeling you get after loads of hours on LAN parties. You feel cold even though you are sweating and hot. This is most likely caused by either all the bad food you've eaten, all the energy drinks or just staying up for a while.

After 24 hours of LAN'ing:

John: Damn, maybe I've caught the flu! I'm feeling so cold even though I'm hot and sweating.
Peter: Mate, you've got the LAN-cold.

by Lethan December 15, 2009

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