Land O Lakes

A podunk, redneck town located in central Florida. Just like the butter, but not as slippery.

Also home to the world infamous Flapjack Festival!

Land O Lakes, we got a rec center!

by donutsrox April 22, 2006

red laces

Color coded shoelaces used by the skinhead movement. Signifies that the skinhead has commited a violent act against whoever the heck it is skinheads hate these days.

PersonA: Did you see that bald dude with the red laces? Stay away dudes.

by Wilk Fiadh March 27, 2008

lame cake

to describe a situation or object

"this job is lame cake"

by choker January 23, 2009

lame fuck

1.some one who is afraid and is not willing to take risks pussy chicken shit
2.horrible sex
3.some one who has no skill at fighting what so ever

1.Jeff:my mom said i can't go so im not going to
Jake: you lame fuck
2.damn that was the worst fuck i ever had. it was such a lame fuck
3.Damn, those lame fucks stood no chance againest me and just to think, there were five of them and only one of me...

by M_Nick September 17, 2008

Lame McShame

1. (n.) One who hates on metal bands
2. (v.) The act of being a TOTAL dick and loving band that suck like Culture Vulture/StepCousins/TheChandails/DyerMayhem/and Galante's "band"
3. (v.) The act of giving a band an alaskan pipeline (see: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alaskan+pipeline)

OMG u "Lame McShamed" me!!!

OMG did u see that "Lame McShame" in his POS 80's denim jacket!!!

If "Lame McShane" wasn't so busy giving the other bands alaskan pipelines, he would actually know what real music is.

by Alaskan Pipeliner January 27, 2009

check your laces

To encourage caution when someone may be in danger of "tripping".

i.e. relax; don't get your panties in a twist; cool it, easy killer.

The situation: You are playing basketball and a friend gets mad because he thinks you fouled him too hard. He gets all up in your face, tries to start a fight, so you say, "Yo man. Back off. For real man, check your laces. You're tripping."

by cptn_dantastic March 7, 2010

you're lame

It pretty much means fuck you

You're lame, like so fucking lame, gosh Charlie I hate that so much

by shfaded September 14, 2016