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Lazy Guido

While riding in the passenger seat of a moving automobile, you are the recipient of a handjob from the driver.
That 4 hour car ride through the Midwest wasn't so bad after a Lazy Guido.
by Guido and The Guy April 9, 2019
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Lazy Palin

A sex act in which the girl does nothing but lie there and recite anti-Obama propaganda.
Craigslist: SWM seeking F for Lazy Palin. Serious replies only.
by thatguydr August 19, 2010
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lazy loyalty

A concept in business which is poorly understood by MBA-types and/or inside start-ups;
When quantified by your data analysts, these customers appear to be loyal to your brand as they keep on using your crap. However, qualitative studies will unravel that the intersection between the sentiment of these customers towards your company and the traditional definition of loyalty is non-existent.

Typical causes of lazy loyalty are companies making it hard for their customers to switch to a competitor, or a persistent apathy towards you among your customer base.
"Are these awesome retention numbers real, or is this simply a case of lazy loyalty?"
by PinkBunny1990 October 24, 2016
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Lazy lion

A suitor, typically male who whilst in the courting phase of a relationship, repeatedly fails to take the lead, pursuit and/or follow through with an action or plan.
This leaves the suitee with a feeling that the suitor is not interested in them due to lack of execution.
Girl 1: Who are you bringing to the party tonight?
Girl 2: I decided I'm bringing my new crush. The guy I was getting to know is a lazy lion and I've lost interest.
by CutieFatPuss December 29, 2021
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lazy-roo

A social disease whereby customers use their cellphones to order their food, by being overdependent on food delivery rather than cooking at home, or walking a few minutes to a nearby coffeeshop, hawker center, or foodcourt.
Guesstimate how many Singaporeans suffering from lazy-roo would develop health or mobility issues every year long before they could afford to retire.
by MathPlus August 20, 2021
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Lazy Voiced

A style of speaking where one is either too stoned or sloth-like where they breathe heavily, make "dad sounds" and enunciate poorly. Usually accompanied by half open eyes or stumbling around
Dang man, I tried to ask David where the restaurant was but he was so lazy voiced I couldn't understand a thing.
by NHV_One March 27, 2015
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lazy omelette

When a male ejaculates into an unsuspecting person's ear then folds the ear over. Usually done in the middle of the night when denied intercouse by their significant other multiple times.
My wife wasn't "in the mood" for about the 10th day in a row, so I gave her a lazy omelette.
by Lunchbox427 January 25, 2017
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