Lunch Cunt

A person in an office environment who is never satisfied with the lunch order that has been ordered for the employees as a whole. Will most likely be in a bad mood immediately after committing lunch cuntery.

One who always muddles up a lunch order; dissatisfied with the order.
Jim was a total lunch cunt after he found out he was getting lasagna instead of his favorite sandwich he always orders.
by kdawg4 April 17, 2009
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lunch slut

One who will happily go out to lunch with the first person or group of people that come to get them regardless of previous conversations or verbal commitments to go out to lunch with others.

These people often suffer from lonelylunchaphobia which is the fear of having to go out to eat lunch alone.
Jared: Where is Peter, he said he wanted to go to lunch?
Dan: Let me text him and find out where he is.
Ricardo: That lunch slut is probably already gone.

Text from Peter: Already at El Camps eating lunch with Brett

Jared, Dan, and Ricardo: What a lunch slut!
by TITman September 05, 2012
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Cut Lunch

A technique used by Australian football players to cram their packages into the extremely small footy shorts provided to them.
This technique is carried out by the mans shaft being placed upwards running along the zipper of his pants and one ball either side. Hence Cut Lunch.
Bazza: *Adjusts himself to the Cut Lunch position* "Ahh fuck that feels better."
by Xaypock March 24, 2003
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Second lunch

When you leave your office only to continue working after dinner (aka: your second lunch)
While leaving the office in the evening:

Co-worker #1: Are you done for the day?
Co-worker #2: Haha. Just taking a second lunch.
by aefawefasdfaefawef December 02, 2010
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bum lunch

the wild gnawing of a partners rump
lie down and i will dine

An alfresco bum lunch to feast on a street stranger
by what-a-crap August 30, 2003
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lunch bunch

Not to be confused with the breakfast club, the lunch bunch is that group of friends that you sit with at lunch and generally are your bros. These groups usually consist of:
A funny guy( or two)
Some dude to add the sex news and jokes
A guy who knows everything about everything
A guy to do stupid things
And a couple girls to keep the peace.
You will generally trust these guys with everything and rely on them completely for company
So who were you hangin out with?
o just the lunch bunch.
by thelastjake May 07, 2013
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lunch mmmmmmmmmmm

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