sticky lobster

When you cum in your hands and lobster walk around the room pinching people

Friend:walking around the room pinching people
Me:uh are you really being a sticky lobster right now

by RAWR XD Skert October 23, 2017

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taint lobster

a pubic crab that resides in the taint region, near the ass

Because John did not thoroughly shave his pubic area, his crabs relocated and are now considered taint lobsters.

Dude, I once gave a rim job to this chick who had some nasty ass taint lobsters.

by ScorpGem February 11, 2015

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Cock Lobster

And extremely sunburnt penis

I went to the nude beach yesterday and now I have a cock lobster

by Airboatgatorpark July 17, 2018

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Merciful lobster

Pretty much anyone named Matthias

Wow Matthias is such a merciful lobster

by The man of Paul February 05, 2022

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chair lobster

After long periods of sitting and readjustment a mans nuts will catch on the boxer seam and be squeezed like a grape.

You know when you sit down for a long period of time and readjust a couple different times before standing up completely. Well a chair lobster is that pinching feeling when your ballsack somehow gets weirdly stuck between a layer of boxers. When you stand up, the ballsack gets slightly pinched by a fold in the fabric.

From Reddit user /u/moparornocar

by BurningRambo December 19, 2013

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