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Li Cunxin

A ballet dancer who loves to dance and fuck
I am reading a book with the character Li Cunxin
by Boy who loves girls March 18, 2019
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Cheng Li

He is a short, funny, and happiness spreading boy. He is obviously Asian, and he can be a big snake at times. He likes hanging out with his friends. He is fat, and short. He has a little bit of a dirty mind and loves flirting with both genders. He loves sucking on lollipops! His butt is relatively big but very hard. He loves jiggling and belly dancing is one of his favorite hobbies. When he see's anything that looks good, he will right away lick it. His IQ is 39.87 and ACT scores are probably going to be around 1350.0. He will own 17 porcupines when grows up, and will be a "unique singer". His daily income will be about 5 dollars, he also will have 12 children, 5 of them will be accidents, and 1 will die from getting stabbed by Cheng Li's porcupines. He will settle with a wife called Clair. Cheng Li will mostly have a happy life and will die at the age of 99.
"THIS IS BREAKING NEWS! A child has died from getting stabbed by porcupines for the first time in history! This kid's name is called Katie and it's parents names are Cheng Li and Clair!"
by Mathew Smiths March 15, 2019
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Henson Lis

A person with a 20 foot dick
by forrestfire720 January 18, 2018
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Wizard of Lies

The 2017 HBO movie staring Robert DeNiro as The Madoff Artist Bernie.
The Wizard of Lies stole $65 billion in the world's biggest Ponzi Scheme.

We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Lies.

- Lois Griffin: Goodnight Kevin Bacon's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff.

= Me: Goodbye Tamaki Suou's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff. (Goodbye Vic Mignogna's life savings that he invested with Robert DeNiro. (Goodbye Leonardo DiCaprio's life savings that he invested with R. Bruce Elliot))
by Viscount Druitt May 28, 2022
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Anna-Lies

A wonderful girl who is very smart but gets stressed easily. If she ever becomes her friend, treat her with respect and she will do the same. She is typically a dutch girl with blonde hair and is awesome at baking.
Girl1: I'm going to Anna-Lies house!
Girl2: lucky! I love Anna-Lies's food! Save me some!
by 162t947et2ywqlol February 14, 2019
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Li-fi

Li-fi is a technique that uses LED light to transmit data. use of RGB Leds drastically increases the bandwidth which is already quite large.,..

It also solves the problem of nearby wi-fi zones interfering and limiting bandwidth and you can protect your li-fi network by simply closing the curtains :p
person a) what your wi-fi routers name?
person b) i use li-fi not wi-fi *point at the led sealing lamp*
by ProphetOfConfusion September 6, 2016
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Herd of lies

When someone speaks utter shit and everyone knows.
Oh wow, that was an large amount of lies she just spoke on the stand. You could say it was a herd of lies.
by JforJ May 22, 2022
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