House league

The term house league is slang for hockey players. Used when referring to a bad play or bad move in hockey.

Guy loses the puck with no one around him

damn, that was some house league shit right there!

by Phil Brougham January 23, 2008

Bush-League

to denote a sub par level of competition or gameplay.

What's this bullshit?! I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you don't fool me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush-league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! Forced laugh I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday. I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead! Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

by Da-Jesus July 3, 2006

Ivy League Rub

A phrase used to describe the act of "frotting".

Typically done by wealthy, ivy league students. ILR, or "frotting" is when two gay males rub their genitals together, usually until reaching climax.

"Cliff and Bruce were tense before their big Law exam, so they let off some steam by doing the Ivy League Rub"

by Colin N. December 26, 2007

Fat League Chew

The act of sticking an entire package of big league chew into your mouth at one time for maximum pleasure. Usually leads to a sugar high of some sort causing relaxation and amplifies the hilarity of every joke.

Guy 1: "Normally i'd be so pissed right now but I don't even care."
Guy 2: "That's the fat league chew for ya"

by Sunnay October 20, 2010

Royal League

Also known as the "Rural League", the Royal League is an extremely dusty senior hockey league located in Antigonish, NS. Many people play their whole lives and devote 110% effort every night by tossing knuckles, crushing dressing room beers, and blocking incredibly weak, underdeveloped point shots. These backwards animals fail to realize that their dreams ended when they first slapped on a Heatherton, St Croix, Pleasantdale or Outlaws jersey.

"Remember kids, all roads lead to the royal league"

by Douggie Junior February 13, 2013

Europa League

The competition that a bunch of balkan farmers play against smaller teams like Tottenham Hotspur

The Europa League > The Champions League

by thessparked October 21, 2020

Champions League

The competition that Arsenal should be in every season however fucking retarded people like Unai Emery decide to fuck it up. Also UEFAlona pay the refs and ruin the competition

Barcelona were defeated 8-2 by Bayern Munich in the Champions League

by thessparked October 21, 2020