latte jacob

An espresso with a twist of cum-foam on top
known for its high levels og protein and silky smooth taste, loved by most

usually found in Blågårdsgade in Copenhagen

ohh dear would you lend me some sperm for a latte jacob

by hansomeinit August 13, 2024

Blumpkin Spiced Latte

its just like a normal Blumpkin (a man receiving oral sex whilst on the toilet having a poo) but the man has diarrhea

after eating to many spicy curries john had to run to the toilet when his girlfriend came into the bathroom and gave him a Blumpkin spiced latte

by Mr FIibble February 13, 2024

Latte-mammor

swedish term for rich young moms that hang out in cafés with their expensive branded prams and dress up their babies as small fitting accessories. Everyone else is expected to think that their kids are wonders, and they do not hesitate to breastfeed and change nappies without even leaving the café table.

Oh look, these latte-mammor are entering the cafe. We better leave, it seems like all of their babies are crying.

by faked l.udsry, June 3, 2022

Penis latte

It is a type of coffee that is made a very specific way, first you would make the coffee mix as normal then, add milk or hot water (which ever you do first) once the milk or water is in, stir it thoroughly with your penis, then add the other liquid you never added first and finish it off with a fat nut into the latte to give it that look so fine and frothy. And that is the penis latte

Customer: "excuse me, waiter, may I please get a penis latte with French toast"
Waiter:"yes sir, anything else for your order"
Customer : "might you give it a little extra tug for that finishing jizz"
Waiter : "yes sir"
Customer : "this is a fine penis latte, I love the frothy-ness from the tugged jizz"

by Mysticfox7521 May 12, 2019

Matchak Latte

Matcha Latte from the Polish McDonald "Mata Meal" from Polish rapper Mata. Most of people complain that it doesn't taste like matcha.

I was I Poland last week. I was in McDonald's there, and tried the exclusive for this country "Mata Meal". Don't get the one with the Matchak Latte though, it doesn't taste like real Matcha. I almost puked.

by osminee2 October 27, 2021

Mousse-a-Latte

Word yelled at the top of the lungs by young boys and men alike when deciding one and for all that something is bombdiggity on the taste scale... or just when a large chant is needed to get the kids in uniform agreeance on something.

And for that I say......Mousse-a-Latte

by 4roggychef March 11, 2011

Latte

Not to be confused with a hot beverage from your local 7-eleven, Latte is a jolly old pooch famed for his service in the royal Australian airforce during WWII. Latte successfully led an air fleet of 2000 fellow comrades to victory over Germany in the battle of Wellington. He led his comrades fiercely, ‘ he believed no poodle shall be left behind’ all 2000 comrades returned home safely. While leading his comrades to victory he performed a rescue mission and successfully evacuated 200 civilians caught in the cross fire. Latte was deemed a hero by the people of Wellington, resulting in the king of Wellington offering his most attractive Daughter Adriennes hand in marriage to Latte. Latte declined the marriage proposal as he believes every female should be able to choose their mate.

On his return to Australia he was knighted as sir Latte lord of the Poodles, shortly after his knighthood Latte returned to his home town of Newstead VIC and straight into the arms of his loving parents Kristine and Dan who missed him dearly and basked in his glory with unconditional love.

‘ Who was that courageous dog who against all odds saved countless lives and led his comrades to victory? Latte is his name of course- the one and only.

by Notanothernett July 25, 2021