Kyle

Kyle drinks Monster Energy, punches holes in drywall, still plays Black Ops II even though it is 2019, hates his dad, rides a Razor scooter even though he is 17, probably has a criminal record and wears a Monster Energy snapback.

Mom: Kyle we are going to see dad in the hospital
Kyle: Get the fuck out of my room bitch im playing Call of Duty (punches hole in drywall)

by Gekyume Dwayne Ricardo Onfroy June 19, 2019

Kyle

the soul embodiment of god himself. destroying anyone in his path one by one. the most important, smart, fit person you will ever meet. he can destroy a whole content with the snap of his finger. “god who?” - kyle spanish 2019

Alex: yo jacob.

Jacob: yeah?
Alex: does it ever worry you or keep you up at night that everything, all of humanity’s hard work could just be wiped out in a nano second. just from the snap of kyle spanish’s fingers.

jacob: um...no?
Alex: oh okay.

by blexbharette March 24, 2019

Kyle

Tall, skinny, stupid. Holds his phone too close to his face. Doesn't do work. Didn't or won't go to collage, and has lots of warts. If u know a guy named Kyle, stay away unless you want to have warts. Also addicted to people named Jack, and want to live with them. STAY AWAY!!!

"Whats that nasty smell?"
"Oh it's just Kyle!"

by Fatboy6969 October 1, 2019

Kyle

a hoe

kyle is a dirty hoe

by Bugggie October 2, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a HOMELESS GAY ASS BITCH he wants males to shows him their dicks note to mind this is kyle's parents biggest,gravest mistake oh wait he doesn't have any.HE WAS BORN FROM A TRASH CAN.

dude yesterday a gay ass bitch name kyle made me show him my dick.

by Bitch I am fabulous December 9, 2019

Kyle

Kyles a big libtard

“Wait isn't Kevin heart and Kanye west the same person”-Kyle 2019
Yes he actually said that

by El Chapo the sexy elpaco January 23, 2020

Kyle

A complete dipshit. He is a fuckboy and breaks girls hearts with feeling no remorse. He thinks he is everything but all he is is a steaming pile of cow shit with no heart.

Fuck you Kyle you’re a piece of shit

by XxbitchassxX August 18, 2020