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Keyboard Banging

Talking crap over the computer but doing nothing in real life.
Don't worry about Christine, she's just keyboard banging.
by Antoineee March 7, 2011
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Foreign keyboard syndrome or FKS

A term often used for software developers when they are unable to type correctly on a foreign keyboard.

A developer will typically be able to type normally and accurately on their own keyboard but one when using a foreign or colleagues keyboard, they often find themselves encountering school boy typing mistakes and complete coding garbage.
Hey Garth, can you help me with a saoftware problem I have?
sure
Hey what's happening - I can't type for toffee on your keyboard.
hey Garth, that's called Foreign keyboard syndrome or FKS for short.
by Zaaphod Gummy September 27, 2013
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Keyboard Smash

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by BOT1games April 20, 2019
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Keyboard Cobber

The electronic version (emailing, texting, etc.) of a penpal. ("cobber" is australian for "pal")
My keyboard cobber John is from India. I have many keyboard cobbers.
by Steve J January 8, 2008
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Keyboard Justice

1. See "Street Justice"
Getting back at someone for something they did to you, usually a lot worse than the original attack, but done over the computer.

2. Making fun of someone for a really lame comeback, or for trying to make fun of you.
1. Jim tripped Bob in the hallway today, so later Bob text spammed and broke his cell phone, then sent porn dialer's to his mother's computer.

2. "u r stupid idot go rot im a hole."

"Watch out for him, those comebacks are solid keyboard justice"
by KURTSAC October 5, 2009
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Keyboard Immunity

The illusion that whilst behind your keyboard everything you say to anyone has absolutely Zero come-backs in the real world, GOD MODE ON.

Allowing you to say things you normally wouldn't without fear of repercussion, only to find out they know who you are and they know where you live.

Because if you piss off enough people, someone, somewhere will find you.
Oh man oh man that was some good trollin' good trollin', now to sit back and relax in my awesome ass chair of awe-... *Shadowy figures standing at the window*

OH SHI-

As you are beaten to death with your keyboard by a group of angry forum users, the Keyboard Immunity you once thought you had, quickly disappears.
by Phauxed January 14, 2011
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Keyboard Alphabet

The Keyboard Alphabet is all the letters on a keyboard typed in order as the show.

Keyboard Alphabet: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

OR

qwertyuiop

asdfghjkl

zxcvbnm
by qweertymcfred April 28, 2011
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