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kevin

some dumbass nigga that said he was gon shoot up sum bumass school in yonkers . niggas was all wallin said he had 12 days too prepare fym you got 12 days kevin . anywho he got expelled .
person 1: YO ITS KEVIN

*niggas through they shawtys in front of them to save themselves* (selfish ass niggas)
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Kevin

This motherfucker would leave you in a heartbeat to go SIMP over more than 1 girl.
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Kevin?

Friend 2: The motherfucker left mid-game to go SIMP over some chick he'll never get.

Friend 1: Bruh, what a SIMP.
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kevin

The guy from Home Alone who beats up a couple of grown men in the first and second movies.
Kevin: AUGHHHHHHH!
by MatthewD'elf October 21, 2017
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Kevin

The name of the only guy to love cum more than anyone in existence, in the universe, in all realities and dimensions, ever of all time.

"I love cum!" -Kevin
Kevin loves cum.
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Kevin

Extremely small penis. Gets no bitches and is probably married to a girl named Melissa. He is also friends with Cbass and Cbass is gay so therefore Kevin is gay
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Kevin

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Kevin

A guy who is funny, smart, and great with the ladies. He is one of the coolest people you will ever know in your whole lifetime. He is also a sex god, and he has a huge penis. All the girls want his cock. He is basically the equivalent to Chuck Norris, except in mortal form.
That guy is really cool and sexy! What a Kevin!
by kevando June 20, 2009
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