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Kevin

Extremely small penis. Gets no bitches and is probably married to a girl named Melissa. He is also friends with Cbass and Cbass is gay so therefore Kevin is gay
by KevinatorCanada TTV January 17, 2020
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A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.
Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*
by Marcos Mayes July 15, 2016
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Damn it, Kevin. This is the second time you ate my lunch.
by ByteofBacon May 20, 2018
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Kevin is a good guy with great intentions but he lets his emotions get the best of him. He is a very VERY sensitive little boy and he needs lots of love and affection to make him feel happy. He gets hurt very easily but always tells you hes alright even if you know hes lying. Sometimes when you feel like everything is going ok Kevin comes along and ruins it but you know you cant say anything because you dont want to hurt his heart.
Whats wrong with Kevin?

Oh hes just a lil sensitive
by Lil old ladies loving me September 30, 2018
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The name of the only guy to love cum more than anyone in existence, in the universe, in all realities and dimensions, ever of all time.

"I love cum!" -Kevin
Kevin loves cum.
by Fleekwood Mac June 16, 2018
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A guy who is funny, smart, and great with the ladies. He is one of the coolest people you will ever know in your whole lifetime. He is also a sex god, and he has a huge penis. All the girls want his cock. He is basically the equivalent to Chuck Norris, except in mortal form.
That guy is really cool and sexy! What a Kevin!
by kevando June 20, 2009
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