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Kevin

A fake ass bitch who can’t take jokes. Has no humor and makes incredibly dry conversation. Leaves you on read and heavily favors people. Can be extremely petty when provoked. One of those people who wears the same exact thing everyday. Named after a fucking minion haha what a loser!!
I can’t believe Kevin would cheat on his fiancée.
by Larry from the veggie tales December 4, 2018
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Kevin is To uncontrollably shit your pants. It is hard to be a Kevin because you have to hide all of your shit stained underwear and pants. It sucks to be a Kevin and shit yourself all of the time.
by jstoru October 27, 2019
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The son of a Karen

basically a bitch that cheers on mom after she is yelling a MacDonald managers after getting to few fries
Person 1: Did you see Kevin with Joe watching Karen shout at that manager.
Person 2: Yeah Kevin is such a bitch
Person 3: wait who's Joe?
Person 1 and Person 2: *evilly laugh*
by Unknown Avacado June 22, 2020
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The guy from Home Alone who beats up a couple of grown men in the first and second movies.
Kevin: AUGHHHHHHH!
by MatthewD'elf October 21, 2017
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Gayest nigga ou their and sucks dick all day every day. Sucks at giving blowjobs but is good at riding dick
by Gayest nigga October 22, 2019
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by Jackhawk9001 September 10, 2018
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A guy who is funny, smart, and great with the ladies. He is one of the coolest people you will ever know in your whole lifetime. He is also a sex god, and he has a huge penis. All the girls want his cock. He is basically the equivalent to Chuck Norris, except in mortal form.
That guy is really cool and sexy! What a Kevin!
by kevando June 20, 2009
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