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Kelsey

Kelsey backstabbed me and dated a fucking white stick.
by nigger42069 November 26, 2018
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kelsey glander

A Kelsey Glander is a man with many nicknames
What's uncle touchy's real name? That's Kelsey Glander dipshit.
by Vinntom October 2, 2021
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kelsey

“kelsey is such a gorgeous gorgeous girl i love her
by iloveaboywho January 27, 2022
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kelsey

Sarcastic, friendly and caring but is also a big ass hole and takes people for granted. Usually fucks up and admits it when it's too late but can win anyone over with his charming looks. Loves being the center of attention and is a big womanizer. He is sneaky and usually thinks alot about things instead of acting on them. When he cares he loves with everything in him and will give you the world.
You are dating kelsey, prepare for the ride.
by Tbyeh June 18, 2018
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Kelsey

A Kelsey is the best friend you could ask for. Loyal to a fault, great music taste, and an exceptional baker. She is wickedly smart, and lives to tell jokes. A Kelsey is strong physically and emotionally. She likes people to feel special and she likes to feel special too, even though she’ll brush things off and say that she doesn’t. She avoids conflict at all cost, but definitely has a mind of her own, and doesn’t have time for stupidity. She’s too busy studying and petting dogs.
Kelsey made macarons today. They were delectable.
by olives&pickles November 21, 2021
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kelsey

her type is "BAD BOYS" that look like they're 10 years old and are no taller than 5'1. She is very short (5'3), and is a bookworm (only for romance). She lives for her snap hoes, snap is her entire life. She has rizzed up every man on earth, but won't actually date one. She even has ones pretending to be dating her. She has long rat claws (nails) that are used for dorito hand modelling.
"Who's that girl?"
"She's Kelsey, she does dorito hand modelling."
by .stephanie. May 2, 2023
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