When you pee in a persons belly button, creating a decent sized puddle, then slapping the puddle with your little fella(your dick dip shit). To classify as a true puddle jumper, this action must create a splash, hopefully landing in or around the facial section of the person who was pissed on.
Nick: Dude picture this, last night I pissed on my girls stomach, creating a small pond if you will, on her belly button. Then I slapped it with my mini-wiener creating a small tidal wave that struck her face, it was awesome.
Ron: Oh, you mean you pulled off a puddle jumper? LOL
Nick: Actually I lied, i did that to you last night when you blacked out and fell asleep on my couch. Hehehe.
Ron: Oh, you mean you pulled off a puddle jumper? LOL
Nick: Actually I lied, i did that to you last night when you blacked out and fell asleep on my couch. Hehehe.
by trav907 May 28, 2008
by boobs January 01, 2005
by corvus808 October 22, 2009
Another term for a golddigger. A woman who judges men by their ride, often jumping up the scale from Civics, to Accords, to Lexus, BMW , Mercedes and Audi. Said women are young attractive, and usually frequent or work at trendy bars, clubs or resteraunts.
by Arcticcat October 05, 2008
by Nazi Steve January 18, 2010
Hooking up with you're homie's homies, especially when you don't know them. Socially unacceptable, and douchey.
Guy 1: Dude did you hear Jake hooked up with Miranda?
Guy 2: Jake? That fucking douche, he's met her once, and I've known Miranda my whole life, what a Homie jumper.
Guy 2: Jake? That fucking douche, he's met her once, and I've known Miranda my whole life, what a Homie jumper.
by 420dude69 January 02, 2010
A person who gets up and leaves right after anonymous sex or a one night stand. Not boyfriend material, a sex jumper is purely out for his/her own sexual satisfaction and then they are gone.
Arising from the book/movie "Jumper" where individuals teleport in and out of difficult situations.
Arising from the book/movie "Jumper" where individuals teleport in and out of difficult situations.
Jennifer: Dave was dressed and out the door as soon as he climaxed, he was just a sex jumper. He didn't even stay to tell me his last name.
by nwjerseyliz February 25, 2008