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A man of class. A brother in christ. A man that runs after a dog shirtless. He lets his girl put a fruit roll up on it. Sometimes, he might forget to stroke after he pees.
Stefan: Bro why does your Econ class smell so bad?
Gillian: Jordan.
by fordgedodgeandchevy May 15, 2023
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biggest simp you will ever meet. Probably has bought every girl in your area food and drove them places. Secretly homosexual or non-binary most of the time.
Nic: "where's Jordan?"
Joe: "Oh Jordan he's simping right now"
Everyone: "ya your right he's a simp"
by DecBow February 6, 2020
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Jordan is the type of person to just say "Penis" all the time. Jordan is sweet and caring but also weird. If you have a Jordan in your life, you better keep them by your side, because if you lose Jordan, you'll never feel the same.
Matt: "Jordan..What are you doing?"
Jordan: "Uh...Penis?"
by Matthew Michalowski April 2, 2020
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person 1: oh hey! that’s jordan
person 2: i wouldnt mess with him, he’ll destroy your life
by 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 April 24, 2020
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A small arab country in the middle east that has petra and the Dead Sea in it, capital is Amman. Jordan can also be used as a name
A: Where do you live?
B: Oh I live in jordan.
by Lors.pancake May 13, 2020
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If you’re friend’s with someone named Jordan then you’re in great luck! They are the most weird,funny,nice and also meanest person you’ll ever met. Also when they get attached to you they could be veeeeery clingy.
They could be dorks sometimes but, admit it, it’s cute.

The majority of Jordans are literally the dumbest and they also forget about EVERYTHING no cap. They are also beautiful/handsome, but they deny it. (also they could be jerks sometimes.)
1.
A: *minds their own business*
Jordan : *ATTACKS*

2.
A: *minds their own business*
Jordan: *GIVES ALL MY LOVE AND AFFECTION*

3.
A: guess who’s birthday is tomorrow!!
Jordan : who?
A: yours-...
Jordan : oh-

4.

A: you’re sooo beautiful/handsome!!
Jordan : no you/no I’m not/ lol lies.

5.
A: Hiiii my name’s-
Jordan : shut up.
by Imretarded245 March 4, 2020
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Jordan is normally a narcissist who only cares about himself. He goes out with girls just to break heir hearts.
Omg he is such a Jordan
by NateDog01 March 8, 2020
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