jon stewart

the correct spelling of john stewart. the very funny, and very jewey host of the daily show with jon stewart.

"did you see when jon stewart owned tucker carlson on crossfire?"

by opossum March 19, 2005

Dirty Jon

The act of sticking one’s arm so far up the male’s ass so he continuously vomits

Did ya hear Jeff had a dirty jon last Tuesday?

by 6996dirtysanchez6969 April 13, 2020

jon and kate

To ejaculate inside of the vagina eight times, then slapping your partner in the forehead eight times with your cock, while fondling a plastic surgeons daughter.

"I can't wait to get you home to jon and kate."

by chick cat November 04, 2009

jon luc

The God of awesomeness at its best form

The burrito is totally awesome, Its a Jon Luc

by Jon Luc Z January 10, 2014

Jon Favreau

Sure he puts himself in his own movies, but he seems like the kind of guy who would help you move if you asked him to.

Guy 1: Have you seen any sweet-ass DVD releases recently?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just watched Iron Man by Jon Favreau yesterday.

by Ur Brother 420 June 14, 2019

Jon Heder

He's flippin' awesome!! Unknown to most people, hes the dude who played Napoleon Dynamite in one of the greatest movies of all time!!!!!!

HeCk YeS!!

A fRiCkIn' 12 GuAgE, wHaT dO yOu tHiNk?!?

by sKaTeBoArDiNgiSnOtAcRiMe!!! February 22, 2005

Jon Karel

An extremely technical drummer with styles in Metal, Jazz and Latin percussion. He has played drums for such acts as The Sawtooth Grin, The Number Twelve Looks Like You and Horse the Band. He is, without a doubt, the worlds most diverse drummer, if not the best.

After watching Jon Karel's drum solo at the Number Twelve Looks Like You show, I went home, lit my drumset on fire and sawed off both my arms!

by Niftee July 05, 2010