Jonathan

Too tall for girls. Takes too many showers. Listens to his ipod 24/7. Loves green even though blue > green anytime.

Is Jonathan at American Eagle?
Duhhh!

by DENNNG (:0 August 26, 2009

Jonathan

a retard or a freakin' wise guy who thinks he is so hip by pretending to be a "nice guy" in the manner of a 2-year-old who stuck a thumb up his ass.

Gemma: Dude, some freakin' wise guy who thinks he's so rad named "jonathan" just sent me a text message out of the cold! 0_o

Gemma's bf: Babe, he's probably a retard with a mind of a 2-year-old that needs to stick a thumb up his ass.

by legs21 January 21, 2010

Jonathan

Just a cringe dude

Jontian:Suh dude, squiiiiiirt, vape nation, dab edition, etc

Guy: Why is he so cringe?

Some other guy: His name is Jonathan

The first guy again: Oh, is see

by Lets go3443 December 12, 2016

Jonathan

Jonathan is someone with a HUGE dick.Jonathan gets a lot of pussy but is really loyal.He can fight and beat up anybody.jonathan also is from Miami jit

Damn jonathan is here he is going to fuck all the bitchs.

by JonnyDrip November 24, 2019

Jonathan

Probably a fag, but his moms hot.

Me:"Hey have you seen Jonathan's mom"
Other: "Yea she's hot"

by SandwichMaker5000 March 21, 2019

Jonathan

The person that wants to get sucked by merve and vapes.
He always bullies benny and rapes his best friend and plays fortnite and sprays and prays
Likes to get surrounded by white people because he likes gwy lo

Jonathan is the greatest in bed and dates because he will slap your butt cheeks as soon as he see you approaching him.

by Hajob April 13, 2019

Jonathan

A complete douche bag. Has no regard for his actions and will definitely make you cry. He lies, and will judge you for your beliefs. If you know a Jonathan LEAVE HIM.

Cassie: What’s wrong?

Jess: Jonathan was being a jerk! :(
Cassie: that’s expected.

by You know I’m right May 5, 2019