Jonathan

Too tall for girls. Takes too many showers. Listens to his ipod 24/7. Loves green even though blue > green anytime.

Is Jonathan at American Eagle?
Duhhh!

by DENNNG (:0 August 26, 2009

Jonathan

a retard or a freakin' wise guy who thinks he is so hip by pretending to be a "nice guy" in the manner of a 2-year-old who stuck a thumb up his ass.

Gemma: Dude, some freakin' wise guy who thinks he's so rad named "jonathan" just sent me a text message out of the cold! 0_o

Gemma's bf: Babe, he's probably a retard with a mind of a 2-year-old that needs to stick a thumb up his ass.

by legs21 January 21, 2010

Jonathan

Your average crackhead

Me-are you high
Jonathan-am I what

Me-high
Jonathan-hello

by Bagelore September 1, 2019

Jonathan

Big fat guy who is gay

Oh he seems gay

Yeah, he is a Jonathan

by Dickin you down October 11, 2019

Jonathan

Jonathan is a very bi polar person who gets mad when someone doesn't agree with them and gets super jealous. This particular person tends to not have alot of friends bc they talk to much. and don't gorget they are super toxic.

tyler:yo Adam why does Jonathan talk so much.
Adam: bro I dont know but hes toxic af.
Tyler:let's cut him off

by Yourtypicalbluesmerf September 14, 2020

Jonathan

The worlds greatest shitbag. Always messes up and breaks the girls heart. Gets along well with her family but always has to some what mess up. A child of god but always is the shitbag. He always makes you have a low self esteem. Trust me when I say this, you would never want to meet this Jonathan.

Have you seen my buddy Jonathan

Ew I never want to see him again. Did you hear what he did?
No?

by SimplyGigi November 3, 2019

Jonathan

An absolute beast of a man. A "fuck master" who is unable to speak to a female and not immediately receive sexual favors.

Jonathan's are completely free of all issues that a normal Male would have and is by definition an alpha. He is incapable of being hated and is admired by all.

"Omg there goes Trevor I heard he fucks a new girl every day, what a Jonathan"

by Thewhiteboy of the south September 26, 2020