The person that wants to get sucked by merve and vapes.
He always bullies benny and rapes his best friend and plays fortnite and sprays and prays
Likes to get surrounded by white people because he likes gwy lo
He always bullies benny and rapes his best friend and plays fortnite and sprays and prays
Likes to get surrounded by white people because he likes gwy lo
Jonathan is the greatest in bed and dates because he will slap your butt cheeks as soon as he see you approaching him.
by Hajob April 14, 2019
He is the guy that seems like you can beat up (Lucky for you Can!)His hands are soft and he is flirts back when you do and his voice when he does is so Charming it’s sure to give you chills
by MemeyKid March 23, 2020
The only one in any friend group to get pussy and dick. Mostly dick. Is a sub and can only bust when given permission by his dom daddy.
Person 1: Omg he's such a Jonathan
Person 2: He looks ripe for breeding :)
Person 3: Tag Team?????
Person 2: Hell yeah!
Person 2: He looks ripe for breeding :)
Person 3: Tag Team?????
Person 2: Hell yeah!
by awsedrftghjkl;likuy November 25, 2021
Jonathan means Gift Of God (which is very very ture) He's a great friend and he's not too shy and not too talkative. Jonathan is super creative and very smart but dose not like putting his brain to it's full capacity. He loves Sports and makes only the best friend. He's a fun guy to be around but sometimes he tries to be too funny. He will never stay mad at someone for more than 2 hours. Just a great guy to be around.
by SpongeBobpacman October 19, 2021
Jonathan is a very bi polar person who gets mad when someone doesn't agree with them and gets super jealous. This particular person tends to not have alot of friends bc they talk to much. and don't gorget they are super toxic.
tyler:yo Adam why does Jonathan talk so much.
Adam: bro I dont know but hes toxic af.
Tyler:let's cut him off
Adam: bro I dont know but hes toxic af.
Tyler:let's cut him off
by Yourtypicalbluesmerf September 15, 2020
what you call someone who squeaks a lot, likes men, touches callum, and chases random people up stairs. Also he runs to lessons
"Jonathan eating pizza!"
by weewoman March 31, 2008
The thickest boy on Earth! Thick af in ANYTHING he wears! makes straight men question their sexuality. makes girls jealous af
Friend 1: DAMN DID YOU SEE JONATHAN IN THOSE PANTS ?!!?!!!
Friend 2: Helps me beat ma meat!
Homeless man: Just made me bust a nut!
Friend 2: Helps me beat ma meat!
Homeless man: Just made me bust a nut!
by The Lord Of Thickness March 28, 2018