Not your typical Cuban.Has a small dick,unlike his middle brother.Jonathan is one of the most annoying people you will ever meet.
Girl 1:OMG Brittany Jonathan’s dick is so small!
Girl 2:Haha I was actually gonna fuck him,what a loser.
Girl 2:Haha I was actually gonna fuck him,what a loser.
by Maria&Mateo November 22, 2018
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Dude, did you hear about that guy that talks about crossfit all the time and makes lame jokes? Yeah, such a Jonathan.
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The name can be traced back to the Ancient Greece empire, where it got used as an slang word for anal sex. Jonathan’s are more likely to have aids or std. But ones you find a German Jonathan don’t hesitate, they are clean like a queen.
The name can be traced back to the Ancient Greece empire, where it got used as an slang word for anal sex. Jonathan’s are more likely to have aids or std. But ones you find a German Jonathan don’t hesitate, they are clean like a queen.
Jonathan what are you doing
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Person 1: Omg he's such a Jonathan
Person 2: He looks ripe for breeding :)
Person 3: Tag Team?????
Person 2: Hell yeah!
Person 2: He looks ripe for breeding :)
Person 3: Tag Team?????
Person 2: Hell yeah!
by awsedrftghjkl;likuy November 25, 2021
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Friend 1: DAMN DID YOU SEE JONATHAN IN THOSE PANTS ?!!?!!!
Friend 2: Helps me beat ma meat!
Homeless man: Just made me bust a nut!
Friend 2: Helps me beat ma meat!
Homeless man: Just made me bust a nut!
by The Lord Of Thickness May 16, 2018
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