Johanna

A Johanna is a very beautiful girl. She’s very funny and can make you laugh at any moment of time even when you’re sad and depressed or angry she will find a way to make you laugh. She doesn’t take bullshit if she gets a different vibe from you she will cut you off, she is very weird and also very loud. She doesn’t let any tolerance from ugly boys. She most definitely has a kink for veiny hands. she’s a very loyal person when she gets attached there’s no going back she will probably cut a piece of your hair and put it in a box and preserve it. she’s a crazy insane girl that needs therapy and medication and she loves her kitty.

Friend: your with that girl johanna

Boyfriend: dawg she mf crazy

by Queefglittersparkles November 21, 2023

Joanna Jedrzejczyk

The boogie woman.

Not to be confused with Trump simp Colby Covington's "the boobie woman" concept.

"I know that I'm not the prettiest one, I'm not having big boobies...I want people to remember me as the best female fighter...and the UFC champion of the world." - Joanna Jedrzejczyk

by Hondasexual January 8, 2024

Joanna

Has a Brazilian ginger BEAVER and LOVES security guards. Known to be promiscuous.

Did you see that naked girl in the Bistro, must’ve been Joanna.

by S72663£ March 15, 2024

Johanna

Johanna has the biggest gyaat known to history

Johanna has a big gyat

by Asianmaster64 May 3, 2024

Joanna Newman Is A Daughter Of Mine

Joanna Newman Is A Daughter Of Mine

Joanna Newman Is A Daughter Of Mine

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025

Johanna

Word used to describe when a sex worker/whore tries to talk about her day durring sex

I was about to cum, but then she started to Johanna in my ear 👎

by B-b-b-ballsaq February 21, 2026

Hana and Johanna

The best duo existing and that has ever existed int his whole damn universe. Hana and Johanna are the best two girl in the world, the most beautiful, intelligent, and trustworthy, everyone want to be like them but no body will ever come even close to being as amazing as them. Everyone is jealous of them and want to be friend with them. All the guys are in love with them and want them. All the teachers in the school know that they are the best duo and they are everyones favourite student. Try and get in between them, but you can't, if you try, Johanna will beat you up, just like she beat every guy in the whole school in arm wrestling. Hana and Johanna make each other laugh so much that they cry every single day, they are the happiest with each other. If you are a Hana/Johnna, get yourself a Johanna/Hana.

"Are those Hana and Johanna?"
"Omg yes, their are so hot, they are the best duo every, they are so smart and will definitely win scene fair with their air purifier this year, I'm so jealous "
"Omg me too, I wanna be like them , its not fair"

by Hana i Johanna April 15, 2024