by Kornaxus January 13, 2020
Means "Too long; jacked off"
When trying to obtain sex from a significant other via text and they take too long to respond, this is the appropriate response when they get back to you.Means "Too long; jacked off"
When trying to obtain sex from a significant other via text and they take too long to respond, this is the appropriate response when they get back to you.
When trying to obtain sex from a significant other via text and they take too long to respond, this is the appropriate response when they get back to you.Means "Too long; jacked off"
When trying to obtain sex from a significant other via text and they take too long to respond, this is the appropriate response when they get back to you.
by Johng123 September 05, 2014
A person with lots of layers of goodness, like an onion without the crying and the smell. Find out she is kind of mystery. She is open, honest, and direct, but only when asked or when she finds it necessary. Jo doesn't give her heart away easily, but when she does she falls hard. She has been broken and scarred. She just needs someone to hold her tight.(literally Jo loves to cuddle) Jo is usually all smiles, cute huge butt, and bitch biceps. Jo loves music. And loves with her whole self. will put her all into what she loves. she is sassy but quite a friendly person. Not many hate her but she and some have some differences. One to keep all secrets! person who will allways be there for her friends, she is sometimes crazy but great to be around, usually dark hair, beautiful green or brown eyes,an amazing body,very good nose for cooking, she is one of a kind. dani will always protect her friends through the ups and downs. When angry says very hurtful things. Although many times hurts herself more then anybody does! She thinks she is far from perfect, but she doesn't know that she is perfect for she is loved by more then she would ever believe.
Dani Jo is a wild heart caught in a settled sole!
She is a party or a pissed off problem!
Lucky to have her!
She is a party or a pissed off problem!
Lucky to have her!
by Fria Wins January 15, 2021
MY BEST FRIEND, THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. COOLEST PERSON EVER.THEY ARE SO COOL AND SCRUMDUMCHILEOUS. ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS AND CUTE AND BEAUTIFUL.
by Milflover666 June 26, 2021
An adjective used to describe something that is enjoyable, and soft to the touch, to jerk off with.
It is also often used to describe the softness of a fabric, especially t shirts and boxer shorts.
When used to describe the softness of a fabric, it is generally, but not always, implied that jerking off with it would be enjoyable and/or soft to the touch.
It is also often used to describe the softness of a fabric, especially t shirts and boxer shorts.
When used to describe the softness of a fabric, it is generally, but not always, implied that jerking off with it would be enjoyable and/or soft to the touch.
Example 1:
Teacher: Are any of you students going to buy the school spirit wear t shit?
All male/hermaphrodite students: It depends if they are jo worthy.
Example 2:
Mother: Why is this soft t shirt covered in so many stains?
Boy: Because it’s jo worthy! I’m not going to use sand paper to beat off! Come on now!
Teacher: Are any of you students going to buy the school spirit wear t shit?
All male/hermaphrodite students: It depends if they are jo worthy.
Example 2:
Mother: Why is this soft t shirt covered in so many stains?
Boy: Because it’s jo worthy! I’m not going to use sand paper to beat off! Come on now!
by The Milk Man Jr. November 13, 2010
1.) Tiny, bald, pink, baby birds. Word used to describe the unique degree of ugliness that only a baby bird can achieve.
2.) A woman who, when speaking, sounds like the annoying squeaking of a baby bird.
2.) A woman who, when speaking, sounds like the annoying squeaking of a baby bird.
Guy 1: Man, that new born jo-bird is so ugly, it's making my eyes bleed!
Guy 2: Yeah, and this dumbass brunette jo-bird is making my EARS bleed, dawg!
Guy 2: Yeah, and this dumbass brunette jo-bird is making my EARS bleed, dawg!
by Joanna and Sami December 12, 2007