Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow is a sentence with every letter in the alphabet in it and is objectively cooler than 'the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

by JokesWithFriends February 25, 2024

Imrandar Judge

(in Pakistan) A judge who is considered to be leaning towards Imran Khan, former prime minister of Pakistan, and his political party Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI). Such judges are often criticized for bending the law are defining the law in a way that supports Imran Khan, his party and his supporters.
Imrandar is a portmanteau of Imran and suffix "dar" indicating a condition or affiliation..

Most new bench in Peshawar High Court is mostly made up of Imrandar Judges.

by zpack September 27, 2025

Judge Pooby

The judge who calls you guilty.. till proven innocent

Judge Pooby: Order, order, order!

by Bubbabro999 April 18, 2024

Aarson Judge

Aaron Judge's twin brother and twitter legend for 24 hours. Aarson Judge signed with the San Fransisco Giants in the 2022 offseason but deal was later taken back after the Giants found out they were signing Aarson Judge and not Aaron Judge.

Aarson Judge kinda looks like Aaron Judge

by Drippin Joe April 17, 2023

Judge Judy

A term for a verbal degradation kink; When one is sexually aroused by being verbally abused by their partner. It may also be applied to specific role-play situations.

1. I’m such a Judge Judy, I love talking shit in bed.
2. Michael Judge Judy’d me last night and it was kind of hot

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Usually Judge a Book By Its Cover

Mainly used for the fact that appearances have to make sense sometimes. It is important to not judge by appearances but even then there are some times where the good guy actually needs to look like a good guy, and the bad guy needs to look like a bad guy.

I'm just saying would you ever guess some hideous and grotesque behemoth is the hero and some beautiful and kind spoken princess is the villain? Honestly, you should usually judge a book by its cover.

by CelticEagle February 18, 2019

judge judy chop

The ultimate exclamation when chopping someone in the throat who is talking too damn much

Boy, if you don't shut your mouth, I'ma "judge Judy chop" you right in the throat.

by Also TJ Bossington September 2, 2017