Josh

A sud muffin who's a failed attempt at suicide (and a shining example of oof the condom broke) and the worst Roblox player

Fuck Josh

by Ez Eli May 9, 2019

Josh

a dumb, ugly, stupid, player. Most likely to break your heart.

Lulu: omfg I HATE YOU! YOUR A FUCKEN JOSH!!

Bob: woaaah, I can't believe you just called me josh...

Lulu: well you are.

by brainerhatercrew <33 November 14, 2010

Josh

Noun (Josh) Verb (joshing) - a person who gets very angry very easily, has a small penis, and supports nazism. Easily obsessed with something and it's automatically better than anything you think is cool. Chops Mormons

"Dude calm down, you're joshing right now"
"Come on man don't be a Josh."
"Don't Josh at Isaiah, he's very fragile"

by Kill3rcat456 May 11, 2016

Josh

He's pretty much the coolest guy, and an AWESOME best friend. He can make you feel better on your darkest days, and always knows the right things to say. He compliments you, though you feel like complete crap, and has great style. This guy is great to have around.

Who's your best friend?
It's Josh!

by bestfriendsofnphs August 25, 2011

Josh

Unstoppable and sexy man with no weakness. He beats his foes with his genius and skills. Not afraid of anything. Super brave. Super smart. Rocket Scientist. Everyone looks up to him.

I wish i could be a Josh

by Ninja boy 123 July 8, 2011

Josh

The cutest, sweetest guy and best friend a girl could ever ask for. An amazingly smart person who is the best singer ever known to man. Is underestimated by many, but doesn't deserve to be. Will someday rule the world with kindness and good decisions.

Person 1: That guy is definetly a Josh.
Person 2: He's so hot!

by ILOVETHISHOTGUYNAMEDJOSH July 9, 2011

Josh

First appears shy but a true shining star when you know them. Loyal and determined, never does anything half-heartedly. A true delight to know. You fall in love completely in an instant. Heart-breaking if you lose them.

I'm in love with the most perfect guy. He's a Josh.

by DJ Lola August 16, 2012