Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.

Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.

by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018

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Jonny Vue

noun-Asian, what you say when u step on a nail, a word u say when u see obama stepping on a nail, a word with a meaning too horrific to say in a dictionary, a word u say when u see the ali-a intro.
Verb-Jonny vued, i will have jonny vueded, u have jonny vueded, oh my jonny vued!!!, haha, u jonny vued!

Person: hey what r u doing
Other guy: oh i'm watching Ali-A
Person: Bruuuhh, ali-a is so Jonny Vue, dude
other guy: WELL U CAN GO JONNY VUE URSELF!!!
Person: ughh, whatever

by OH CRAP ITS OBAMA November 14, 2018

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Jonny Mort

The ruler of the motherfucking kinder gems and has a true passion for the queen (cherokee).

Jonny Mort will rule da' world!

by M45H December 22, 2018

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Jonny Sosa

A hot, fine as mexican guy who is athletic and plays soccer. He is sexy in bed, he has a big cock and will fuck you til death. He is a hoe but when someone stands out, he’s loyal. Get a Jonny Sosa.

“Have you seen Jonny Sosa.? He’s so hot.!”

by sexy typer January 12, 2019