Jesse

Jesse is a faggot! He will cheat on you with every chance he gets! He is a straight up bitch! He will cheat on you on your birthday! If you ever meet a Jesse don’t be friends with him or date him because he is a BITCH!!!! He is also gay as fuck!! He has the smallest dick ever!!

Girl 1: you know Jesse?
Girl 2: yeah, he is super cute!
Girl 1: don’t date him!!!!
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: because he is a faggot and will cheat on you!!!

by The ugly person October 22, 2019

Jesse

A gay boy who likes talking sus and is really gay. Also has a huge fetish and love for Brad Pitt and men in general.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jesse?
Guy 2: I don't dare go near that man, he'll probe me if I get near.

by BleachedFacism November 26, 2019

jesse

a guy addicted to any paper activity

fuck you #jesse you ate all my paper

by jesse draws March 12, 2020

Jesse

A very overweight Male, You Never wanna get on his badside Never let your sisters near him with his perverted acts on his mind. Always fighting for a girlfriend but will never retrieve one. He may be perverted and overweight but he still is good on his bike!

"Look at that Jesse! He is very good at his bike! Wow I'm glad I'm not a Jesse!"

by Ajay Wilson June 5, 2020

jesse

hippin-hooper/schlingavinga.

No one wants to hang out with the Jesse Lambright

by shebahshai November 17, 2010

jesse

a huge kike

have u seen tht kike around anywhere?
ya jesse's over there

by hz82110 June 12, 2011

Jesse

He is the dopest dawg. You will usually find this bastard hanging out with the black grade 12ths smoking that jank as shiz. His favorite activity is to get jessed in the Jessface. Besides eating cum, he likes going to Mc D and gettin dat mcflurry with dos M&Ms. He really likes hentai and will fucking piss you off in skype calls constantly.

That kid is a fucking Jesse. Burn him!

by TimeYourLife February 10, 2014