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Jacob is so sweet
Jacob by Vloskskais June 5, 2018
No one likes Jacobs because you cant trust them:

. they smell like fish
. they steal your pop tops
. they fart in your face
. they sleep with your mothers

Jacobs have no penis, they have vaginas. This is because in reality, they are all a bunch of girls.
"Jacob, why the @%!$ did you sleep you with my mum?
Jacob by ApuNahas March 28, 2013
a emo that wants to kill himself
jacob a person is a gay emo that wants attention and wants to commit succide
jacob by bb123mike1 March 25, 2017
Jacob, jacob, jacob. Where do I even begin. So kind, compassionate, funny, thoughtful, and has the most beautiful bluish greenish eyes you are guaranteed to melt when you look at him. Really has a way of making you feel super loved and important. Always there when you need him, knows exactly what to say, and when he holds you, you feel like the rest of the world disappears. You want to spend as much time with him as you possibly can. Aside from being the best friend you will ever have in your life, he's also the best boyfriend in the world. It is very hard not to fall in love with him. Gives the best kisses and really knows how to rev an engine if ya know what I mean. In short, I simply cannot imagine a world without him in it. Consider yourself blessed if you know a Jacob.
I am so in love with Jacob it hurts.
Jacob by Liza Malinowski July 31, 2018
a gay faggot who loves gay porn, small dick, gets triggered
jacob by Kuya Steve June 9, 2017
Jacob is a great guy he is funny, sweet, smart, attractive, and also very easy to love. I have only had him in my life for a couple of months so far but I can tell he is going to be a very important person in my life. If any chance the Jacob that I'm talking about is reading this just know that I love you and I mean I love everything about you. If you have a person in your life that is like my Jacob don't ever let him go, let him know how much you love him and care for him because he won't be around forever, so make sure he know's that he's yours.
Friend: what do you even love about Jacob, like I don't get it.
Me: I love that he is, simply him.
Jacob by life is fun October 27, 2018