Dude...you are such a douche-lobster! I dont think you could count your balls and come up with the same number twice!
by snark2468 December 1, 2013

Pete and Bessie were finished with their lobster tails, and looking for remnants in the pot, but all they found was lobster schwag.
by Benny123 September 18, 2012

by Wiener Bob January 11, 2021

A sex position where the woman is up on her hands and legs with back facing the floor (similar to "crab walk")with spread legs while a man thrusts on his knees.
by GoobSnatch August 12, 2017

A girl who lies still like a corpse during intercouse, making you feel like a necropheliac.
A girl who is really bad a sex, often sounding like a broken record player, often ruining your whole effort.
A girl who is really bad a sex, often sounding like a broken record player, often ruining your whole effort.
by robstercraw January 15, 2010

Example:
"Jerry lobster styled Ryan in Valorant, she got cooked"
Or
"Kim wants to do Anna lobster style"
"Jerry lobster styled Ryan in Valorant, she got cooked"
Or
"Kim wants to do Anna lobster style"
by Al Val April 10, 2021

by Airboatgatorpark July 17, 2018
