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douche-lobster

Essentially a gross insult. Usually reserved for that special fucktard in your life.
Dude...you are such a douche-lobster! I dont think you could count your balls and come up with the same number twice!
by snark2468 December 1, 2013
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Lobster Schwag

The white stuff left in a pot after boiling lobster claw and or tails.
Pete and Bessie were finished with their lobster tails, and looking for remnants in the pot, but all they found was lobster schwag.
by Benny123 September 18, 2012
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Lobster Week

What you say right before you are about to cum.
On Jah, I’m about to cum. LOBSTER WEEK!
by Wiener Bob January 11, 2021
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Spread Lobster

A sex position where the woman is up on her hands and legs with back facing the floor (similar to "crab walk")with spread legs while a man thrusts on his knees.
Hey baby, you wanna try some spread lobster tonight?
by GoobSnatch August 12, 2017
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Dead Lobster

A girl who lies still like a corpse during intercouse, making you feel like a necropheliac.

A girl who is really bad a sex, often sounding like a broken record player, often ruining your whole effort.
Man, that bitch was a dead lobster!
by robstercraw January 15, 2010
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lobster style

It means to smash. I’m either a sexual or non-sexual way
Example:
"Jerry lobster styled Ryan in Valorant, she got cooked"
Or
"Kim wants to do Anna lobster style"
by Al Val April 10, 2021
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Cock Lobster

I went to the nude beach yesterday and now I have a cock lobster
by Airboatgatorpark July 17, 2018
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