Ipad

It’s a magical device that will slowly fuck up your brain by watching skibidi toilet and lankybox or anything that rots your brain.It also fucked up gen alpha.

Kid 1: skibidi toilet Ohio rizz level 5 gyat kai cenat grimace shake.

Kid 2: the fuck is wrong with your brain? Do you have an iPad or something?

by Urban dictionary user23 April 11, 2024

iPad

The reason my brother doesn’t have a girlfriend

Me: hey bro why don’t you have a girlfriend yet
Brother: *beep boop bop*
Me: BRO
Brother: GET OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT POCKET EDITION ON MY IPAD!!

by Chill_ February 23, 2019

ipad emo

an ipad kid who wants to be edgy.

bro you see that boy over there?
yea hes such an ipad emo kid
i hate those kids.
me too

by ur moms hot gf February 2, 2023

M4 iPad Pro

Still an iPad. At launch is still just a tablet that has an SoC (System-on-Chip) that is way to powerful for the device because iPadOS (the operating system for iPad is just too limited in terms of… anything.. really…?

The promotional material for the iPad pissed off the tech enthusiast corner of the internet. Apple apologized, then moved on.

Now tech enthusiasts are just waiting for Apple’s WWDC24 to see if they FINALLY allow users to run MacOS on the iPad to fully take advantage of the new SoC.

The new M4 iPad Pro is an amazing Netflix machine.

by 4uffin May 14, 2024

Ipad Kid

A kid constantly glued to the iPad and watches tiktok all day corrupted by brain rot and skibidy toilet with Cheetos all over the place.

My little brother is such an iPad kid, always on tiktok!

by CapuchaGtag March 18, 2024

iPad kid

A annoying ass kid with sticky fingers and crying problems

Person 1 : Chad just said fuck you too just mom
Person 2: Yeah that's because he is a iPad kid

by Pusspuss gobbler 1000 June 20, 2022

iPad addict

This term "iPad addict" refers to people bearing the traits of iPad kids, e.g. being addicted to screen devices like iPads. But, this term encompasses wider age groups, from children, teenagers, to adults.

My brother is such an iPad addict; he can spend hours scrolling through videos and playing games, just like the kids we used to see at the park.

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025